By now you’ve probably realised, Names Are Being Changed.
I’m not really Britchy – wait, yes I am – but it’s not my actual NAME!!
I thought I’d better start a post where the cast was explained so here it is! I’ll add to it as more reprobates appear..
’im indoors – hubby
Fartichoke – Eldest son
Thmellyarthe – Younger son
Princess PITA – Daughter
Backstabatha – Shitster in law
Yesdear – Brother #2
Fatty Cakette – BS older brat
Dumbelina – BS younger brat
Peacounter – Brother #1
Poshpaws – Sister
Uncle Begorrah – Mums middle brother.
Uncle Semtex – Mums elder brother.
Auntie BallyMacSmirnoff – Uncle Semtexs wife.
The Man in Black – Mr NYC
Titselina Bumsqueak – BFF
La Contesha de Counshill Eshtate – EX NEIGHBOUR in England
Flangey Maflipflop – Ms Amarillo
Fanny Ferknackerpants – Ms Dallas
Isabella BitchTits – Ms Michigan
Slutty Shag-Yer-Man – Princess PITA’s ex BF
Twoface – Insurance Co Boss
Jostlin’ Dixon-Tuesday – First US Boss
Percy Pickle – TB’s Ex BF
Dave Douchnugget – Another TB Ex
Farquhar Barstardcelot – My Ex
Ratface Wrinkle-Winkle – Second Ex
Seamus Shamrock – Ex Boyfriend
Shillelagh Daly – Ex TB boyfriend
Bilious Bollockchops – Ex Brother in Law