By now you’ve probably realised, Names Are Being Changed.
I’m not really Britchy – wait, yes I am – but it’s not my actual NAME!!
I thought I’d better start a post where the cast was explained so here it is! I’ll add to it as more reprobates appear..
Family
’im indoors – hubby
Fartichoke – Eldest son
Thmellyarthe – Younger son
Princess PITA – Daughter
Thumper – Grandson
Snidey McSneakaround -Son in law
Backstabatha – Shitster in law
Yesdear – Brother #2
Fatty Cakette – YesDears older brat
Dumbelina – YesDears younger brat
Peacounter – Brother #1
Poshpaws – Sister
Uncle Begorrah – Mums middle brother.
Uncle Semtex – Mums elder brother.
Auntie BallyMacSmirnoff – Uncle Semtexs wife.
Friends
The Man in Black – Mr NYC
Titselina Bumsqueak – BFF
La Contesha de Counshill Eshtate – EX NEIGHBOUR in England
Flangey Maflipflop – Ms Amarillo
Fanny Ferknackerpants – Ms Dallas
Isabella BitchTits – Ms Michigan
Slutty Shag-Yer-Man – Princess PITA’s ex BF
Ex Coworkers
Twoface – Insurance Co Boss
Jostlin’ Dixon-Tuesday – First US Boss
Mere Males
Percy Pickle – TB’s Ex BF
Dave Douchnugget – Another TB Ex
Farquhar Barstardcelot – My Ex
Ratface Wrinkle-Winkle – Second Ex
Seamus Shamrock – Ex Boyfriend
Shillelagh Daly – Ex TB boyfriend
Bilious Bollockchops – Ex Brother in Law
Oh to spend just a few minutes in your head! Love your cast of characters and the names, which I’m sure are completely appropriate. This is great
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Oh some don’t go NEARLY far enough!!!
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I bet lol
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Damn! That’s quite a cast of characters. Interesting that the mere mortals warrant a mention. 🙂
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Well they aren’t “friends” or family and I thought it was preferable to worthless scumbags!
I was thinking of a category for women but really, I kind of HAVE to leave Backstabatha in family and I didn’t want to create a category for Fat Sharon just yet but it’s coming! As the memories resurface and the anecdotes are told the cast can only grow longer and quirkier!
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I can’t wait for more memories to resurface!
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Mere males I meant!
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You should pin that post to the top of your page, so we can refresh our memory when needed.
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I was thinking exactly that. I just need to look up how to do it!
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One thing I KNOW how to do (not sure if it works for your theme), but if you go to edit that post, in your setting (the panel on the right), in the top part where it allows you to set date/ schedule post, etc, I have a slide option there “pin to top” and that keeps it on top. Now, if you wanted to add it as a separate link in the menu, then you’d have to go through the customizer and add a page, etc.
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I used the customizer but the other is a handy thing to remember too!!
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Well done.
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Very true….lol
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Where and how did you come up with the aliases I did spot the making of one though Yey!!!! At least I think I did.
~B
You know what’s missing????? The pronunciation guide you dropped some of them at the end of a night out now I was going through this list trying not to bite my tongue off!!!!!
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That pronunciation guide was on the “in which girls ventured forth “” post!
Seriously *I* don’t want to know how I think this stuff up never mind anyone else! The man in black and I were talking earlier about another friend who hasn’t appeared yet – and his future “blog name” almost fell out of my mouth! Good job it didn’t as T-M-I-B was at work and my new name in the making is apt – but absolutely NOT work friendly!
Maybe I should rename myself Frankenstein’s creator?!
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Are you sure you are not the monster hmmmm *thinking face emoticon* Hahaha
~B
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Oh I’m absolutely the monster!
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This is some funny stuff! I do this kind of thing all the time in my head. Love the idea of writing it down as a cast of characters!
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I can’t use real names – I’d be hung lol
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Haha this is fantastic!
I would never have guessed that fartichoke wasn’t his real name! 😝
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Love this!! Do you follow ‘Totes inappropes’ on anything? Search her blog or Facebook, I feel like you would appreciate her sense of humour!
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I don’t really do FB anymore, I’m just not comfortable with the deception there
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Oh that’s fair enough, people’s lives according to social media aren’t always as they seem are they!
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No they really aren’t! Honestly, blogging and the community here is far more fun 😊
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Delighted to find you (via Laurie at “Meditations in Motion” ) — that is possibly the best Dramatis Personae I have ever read. TOO fun.
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Thank you! I love finding new blogs to read via friends too, I see were fellow Quote fans too!
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thx I needed to know this
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hahahaha!!
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Hilarious!
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Sorry late to this. The Ex Brother in Law – laughed out loud.
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They are WELL deserved trust me!
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