Here’s a little fun game, just for the hell of it!! You don’t have to play along, but I tagged you because I’d like to see your answers! I was tagged by Floating Gold – enjoy, your Royal shiny-ness!!
• Acknowledge the person who nominated you.
• Answer the questions.
• Nominate other bloggers for the tag.
Since I am not sure whether it is intended to keep circulating the same questions or not, I choose to re-use the same ones. The people who nominated me used these as well.
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS:
Q: Have you ever been in love? Does this count?
Q: What is your favorite drink? The one before the one that gets me banjaxed.
Q: What is your favorite song? The song that never ends
Q: What is your zodiac sign? If you ask my ex , Feces.
Q: What is your favorite show? Mrs Browns Boys. I’m pretty sure it’s sponsored by Tena Lady.
Q: What is your favorite band?A rubber band. Those things are so useful! You can use them to hold things together. You can use them to tie your hair back. You can use them to flick dried beans.
Q: Name something you really miss. The dartboard. I have a crappy aim. That’s how I managed to put a dart in the soft top of a convertible. Bloody thing went 3 feet wide of the board, through an open window and wheee – down two floors straight into the roof of a car. At least I didn’t impale someone’s dog. That would be bad.
Q: Where do you go when you are sad? The ocean or a lake. Water balances me.
Q:Have you ever been in a physical fight? Other than an abusive marriage where I was attacked, no.
Q: What is your favorite color? I like pastels but not pastel blue, autumn colours and rich jewel like colors like amber, claret and olive green
Q: Loud music or soft? Loud!! Loud enough to get the plug cut off my record player at 2am! Yes folks, I WAS that kid!
Q: Who is your favorite actor? I’m really not into all that Hollywood argy bargy. An ounce of pretension is the equivalent of a pound of manure but I do like Gary Sinise and Steve Buscemi as they aren’t posturing blowhards and they’re passionate about helping veterans of both the military and fire departments respectively.
Q: Do you have any fears? What are they? Yes. Like any mum, I’m terrified of anything happening to my kids. Unless of course it’s at my hands and then the little shits will have thoroughly deserved it. I’m also afraid of fire, lighters and anything behind me in the dark.
Q: What is the meaning behind your blog name? I was at Titselina Bumsqueaks and we were cooking together. As was always the case, we were laughing raucously. Her boyfriend, David Douchnugget, came out into the kitchen to see what the commotion is and shouted at us that “I can’t hear the cricket (on tv) for your bitching” Well that was it! We cackled like two hens laying eggs and I started singing a homage (horribly) to Jon’s Lewie with “that’s why I’m always bitchin’ in the kitchen at parties”. I’m a VERY bad singer. I couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket. This did NOT improve matters.
Q: When was the last time you said you loved someone? Daisy, my evil poopinator, about five minutes ago.
Q: What was the last book you read? Perfume by Patrick Suskind – a reread.
Q: What book you you currently reading? Uh… duh! I’m not currently reading, I’m typing! The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova
Q: What was the last sport you played. 10,000mm dash. I really HAD to “go”
Q: What was the last song you sang? I sang along with Elvis in the car to “Burning Love”. I think you can get a cream for that..
Q: What is your favorite food? Indian or Greek food.
Q: Name a place you want to visit. I want to visit tons of places but the first that came to mind was Easter Island
Q: What is your favorite sweet flavour? Aniseed or sour/sherbetty type sweeties
Q: What instruments do you play? I play the fool like a virtuoso
Q: Whats your favorite piece of jewelry? Do handcuffs count?
Okay I’m nominating the following because they’re fandabbydozy and you need to check them out!