Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and howlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth,
Boil and bubble
I’m really not too sure about these generic meds under Obamacare…
I have a dreadful attitude towards doctors. According to doctors at any rate! The problem is, I don’t respect their Godliness (their opinion) and they don’t appreciate my determination to be a part of my own care. With some of the stuff they’ve put me through it’s no surprise.
After their attempt at assassination by anesthesia last year, it’ll be a snowy day in hell before I go under the knife again! Bit of a problem there as – I’ve naffed my shoulders. Both of them. I don’t do things by halves. This pain has been going on without getting any better for a couple of months and I finally reached breaking point. I caved and made an appointment to see the doctor.
I avoid visiting Doctors like the plaque. Sitting in their waiting room with all those sick people is like a trip to the Casino but everyone’s a winner. You know you’ll be going home with just the flu if you’re lucky, Scabies, head lice or Ebola if not.
The nurse practitioner, a descendant of Elizabeth Bathory, decided after three unsuccessful attempts at taking my blood pressure to leave it for the doctor (she can’t read a manual BP????) so instead she had to update my info.
All the same stupid questions every time. So I played.
Do you have any allergies?Stupid people and cottage cheese. You can’t be allergic to cottage cheese!! Bring a pot in here lady and see how fast I start projectile vomiting!!
Have you ever had thoughts of suicide or depression? Every single time I have to face making a doctors appointment.
Do you have any discomfort on urination? YES!! (I actually shouted that and nearly scared the urination out of her!!) I have EXTREME discomfort every time I use a public toilet and there’s that bloody gap in the door. WHY DO YOU DO THAT AMERICA?! I like to pee in private! I don’t want to see other people gawping at me!
I think she was truly regretting having started this! She braved one more question though
Have you ever had any sexually transmitted diseases? Only children.
That it seems was the final straw. My medical history was abandoned like the Marie Celeste and I was doomed to wait for the Doctor on my own because I’m obviously a hostile patient. The long and the short of it is I have to go to the bone doctor a week on Friday so – I hope they have insurance!!
I had an email just a few minutes ago from my dad. You may remember his antics at Moher! If so, this will come as no surprise!
‘……I don’t know if I told you the latest about the hip problem. I asked the quack to look into the cost of a private operation because somebody told me his hip was done for €5,000. Apparently the first 3 surgeons he contacted said that because of my health record,they were not prepared to operate but the first agreed to see me. He said he would do the operation for about €12,000,but the risk of complications – up to and including death- would put the insurance through the roof. He advised me to wait until I got to the top of the Health Service waiting list, and they would kill me for nothing.’
I love my dad lol
“Only children.” That’s a good one.
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I thought so too! I’m not a nurse practitioner though 😂
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That picture made me clench. 😉
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For you. And your dad. A slow delivery but worth the watch.
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Haha! I’m a dentist and have seen some strange things. People want to come in just for the numbing so they can extract the tooth themselves 🤷🏼♀️
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No. Really?!?!
Ok, THAT boggles my mind! Thanks for sharing that. Crazy.
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Yeah – I’m not in that group!
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I love the britchy one, and share her medical concerns. 🙂
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“children” oh you made me laugh so loud :)))))
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Good!! We all need a laugh!
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My favorite question- How much do you drink? Erm… Are we talking about on a Friday or like a Tuesday? Huge difference.
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You’re so right!!
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Ha Ha! Your dad’s a funny man 🙂 I went to an American high school in Georgia as part of a school trip and flatly refused to use the weird swinging saloon door toilets.
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They’re vile! I truly from the heart of my bottom so not understand why ANYONE wants them!
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Ha ha, so true!
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Wait, what do stall doors look like outside the U.S.? Asking for a friend. A typical American ignoramus who knows nothing about the rest of the world.
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They look like doors! They don’t have huge gaps anyone past can lo k through
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That does make a lot more sense. As a guy, I’m more bothered by urinals that have no dividers between them. The absolute worst are the big trough-like urinals they have at stadiums. No thanks.
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Yeah I’ve never understood how men are all supposed to stand facing a wall together – horrific!
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On top form as always. I agree with you about gaps in American toilet doors. What are they thinking!!! Yeesh! You have a wonderful mind. Love it!
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I never even noticed the gaps until chatting with an Irish blogger LOL
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It is so unnerving! I am always frightened when a kid comes in because once one just stood at the gap staring in at me taking a pee and the mother never said anything!!!
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I KNOW!!
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Ok… you HAVE to watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H4vppNPU30
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Jeez when mine were that young NO WAY would I have let them go to the bathroom by themselves!!
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😮😮😮 omg! Where are the parents? That man could have done anything if he weren’t a nice man.
I would curl up in a bright red ball and never come out if that were me on the toilet. Toilet time is private time – unless you have a cat, then you don’t have a choice 😂😁
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Yes, my ginger minger would cry and wave his paw under the door if I tried to shut him out! It was much easier just to let him in!
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Or dogs! Mine like to curl up at my feet while I’m attempting to have my toilet time.
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Yes, my teeny Chupacapra likes “toilet time” too! Honestly they’re worse than kids!
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That guy was so chill toward that kid. He deserves an award. The kid was being a kid. And, yeah, where was his dad. Or mom. Or….
That was a pretty fun watch…
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Right? I have no idea how I’d respond, I think he handled it well. I lose it each time the little boy responds “Ok” and crawls fully into the stall LOL
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I know! I was thinking good job he filmed it so he has proof of what took place because some people would try and get very ugly over that
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😂😂😂
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Your dad is brill! God almighty I agree, I abhor the doctors, I’m practically on the way out before we’ve discussed symptoms! I’m happy to just let the failing extremity drop off before seeing someone. Who needs a left leg anyway?
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Well left legs are useful when you’re taking names and kicking arse. Taking names on it’s own is a bit (ass?) soul destroying.
Promise me you’ll go to the doctor before it gets to that point!
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Promise! I’ll see someone before anything drops off 😁
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Attagirl!!
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The gaps need to stop. Come on America when will we fix this problem?! Especially since anyone of sex (some states) can enter our bathrooms I need some privacy please🤣
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Animals are amazing. The lengths we go to!
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I feel THE SAME WAY ABOUT DOCTORS!!!! I’ve had a few quacks in my time and they scare the heebie-jeebies out of me. Luckily for me, my last boss was a doctor, and I trusted her with stabbing me (lancing an infected spider-bite, but, really, what’s the difference?). If not, I might’ve just let the wound kill me
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Helen, you and I need to go to the doctors together, they see my red hair and know I’m trouble and being a nurse I ask the questions they don’t want to answer. Love your dad’s comments, bet he gives ’em hell .
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He’s a horror! He makes me look angelic, which of course, I am!! I’ll be your wingman any time!!
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Do you hate the dentist too?
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No BUT – I get really panicky about stuff too close to my face. Oxygen masks, MRIs.. can’t even think about scuba stuff or Halloween masks. It’s not the dentist that freaks me out, it’s those lights and a dentist and nurse standing over me with all that stuff near my face. If the dentist is amenable to backing off when I need breathing space it’s okay.
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I love that the dominant themes of the comments are doctors, pets and gaps in public toilet stall “doors.” I get the first one; the other two clearly tickled some fancy!
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Yeah – fast times on the Britchy comments!
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Oh my goodness! You’re hilarious! And to the point! And, oh so right! 🙂
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Thank you so much 😊
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It seems you are a ‘chip off the old block’.
I can’t believe that it is standard for American toilet stalls to have gaps!? 😱 I can’t stand the thought of it! No, I’m not coming over there. Give me the solid, lockable, floor to ceiling privacy door/walls. I particularly hate it when little (probably worse if they’re big, TBH) stick their heads underneath.
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Yes!!! I’d have maimed my kids if they’d done that to a stranger!!
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I’m with you there!
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