It’s TBT so I’m sharing one of my pre dawn posts with you all. Happy one-more-day-until-the-weekend!!
*Sigh*
Welcome to the latest round of The Bitchy One’s “You-Couldn’t-Make-This-Shit-Up..”
I was back in England visiting my best friend and I’d gone shopping.
While I was walking around in town I went into a sweet shop (candy store) to buy a curly wurly.
I decided I could indulge myself!
They had all kinds of retro sweets and I bought some shrimps, black jacks and fruit salads too so it was lovely!
Then it all started to go wrong.
Horribly, horribly wrong.
I saw packets of Space Dust.
Also known as Pop Rocks.
Remember that stuff?
You could put a few crystals on your tongue and it would pop and blast your teeth?!
I remember my brother pouring a whole packet into his mouth and screaming like he’d burst his bloody ear drums!!
WUSS!!
But I disgress (nothing new there now is there?!)
I had a brainwave.
It probably wouldn’t…
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Actually couldn’t stop laughing love this post haha xo
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In future, I recommend just scattering the pop rocks on angel delight or ice cream!
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Oh and I love curly quells being Scottish I say curly wurly funny too haha xxx
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That’s some action in those cupcakes love… unfortunately looks like that every time I “bake”..
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This could be a great revenge dish to make in the kitchen of a cheating partner.. I can’t believe I’ve never thought of that before. I do hope I’m not gettin’ sensible..
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That’s a great idea! Add dynamite (not really needed though )
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Cosmo cupcakes 🤣 I do hope the oven has lived to bake another day.
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It did – it was a brute to clean though!!
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Fruit salad? Yummy yummy.
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Yeah apart from the sharp knives it’s a lot less mess!!
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The Wiggles make it look so easy…
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Oh no! Hilarious now though, right? 😉 I love black jacks and fruit salads. Haven’t had either in years.
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I actually ordered some from amazon a while ago but I think they were really old as they were mushy not chewy. The disappointment was awful
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Gross! That really is a let down 😦
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I KNOW!!! There’s nothing worse than when you really are looking forward to something and it’s a let down.
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I remember the curly wurly being bigger when I was younger, I vaguely remember space dust, do you remember the sherbet with the liquorice stick? they used to be in the cardboard tubes now in plastic, and if you put all the sherbet in your mouth it always made you cough it all over the place LOL, so everything was covered in white, the idea of those was to suck it up through the liquorice but never worked, i think its nice that they bring back some of the retro sweets, the only one I haven’t seen are the spangles. Nice cupcakes by the way LOL looks like mount vesuvius has exploded
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I loved sherbet fountains and sherbet dipdabs! I’d love it if they brought back the old English spangled or toffee apple blobs!
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I agree
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Laughed so hard at this. Thank you, needed that. Anna (one half of the Cinnamon Buns and Roses blog)
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I think I should have named my blog ‘how NOT to win at life!’
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