Of Mice and Men? More like Rats and Rascals!

~ the britchy one

I was walking Daisy this afternoon and I heard a guy talking on his cell “I’m his first gay bear”

Well that caught my attention but the bugger got across the road quicker than me and I didn’t hear anymore.

I was intrigued. Gay Bear??

I had to go to Aunty Google asap and apparently it’s a big, possibly overweight but beefy, hairy very masculine type of guy. Whatever you do don’t google it without checking if your in google images first. I need to bleach my eyes.

Think Bluto in Popeye or Rufus Buzzcut in the Wacky Races…

Turns out there’s other types like Otters and Wolves …

….and My Little Pony too!! Wait, I’m pretty sure that sorry sucker is straight…

Anyway. I think it’s very unfair we ladies are missing out on all fun. There isn’t anything like that for straight men – All we get are assholes, misers, snowflakes, mommas boys and cheaters (wait that COULD be CHEETAH… nah!! I like cats!!)

Ladies it’s time to spice up our menu! What animal represents your ideal man?!

Published by the britchy one

A PROUD American Citizen who was born and bred in England and now resides in the US. I’m married to an American who really didn’t have a clue what he was letting himself in for - poor sod! I’m a cranky bitch who loves cats and books and hates chocolate, politics and Dave’s. Oh and mosquitos. I hate those blood sucking parasites but since I’ve already mentioned politics I’m repeating myself! I’m a short, skinny redhead, 3 kids, 2 dogs, not enough cats and a mouth with a death wish. Blood group - certifiable.

15 thoughts on “Of Mice and Men? More like Rats and Rascals!”

      1. The world is a beautiful mosaic of different people with diverse tastes and preferences, except for the people who use cottage cheese in their lasagna. They’re going straight to the Hot Place.

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  8. For the sake of your eyes, I would maybe ask urban dictionary next time. They don’t have photos lol, and they’re pretty up-to-date on terms like that. I also love that you went and googled it, you’re a brave woman britchy

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