I was nominated by
Rory or was it Scrappy?! for the Friday Funday Challenge – Game On – You Name It!
The Friday Funday Challenge was created by A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip! and it’s a weekly questionnaire with a twist! He asks19 questions, and nominates three bloggers who have to answer 16 of his questions and replace three with questions of their own and answer those as well. This means everyone is answering 19 questions but they’re all a bit different.
1] Thank the nominator
2] Nominate three bloggers of your choice and notify them.
3] Each selected blogger MUST answer 16 of the asked 19 questions, but also insert 3 new questions to make up the 19 compliment. Every time a new blogger is selected they MUST only answer 16 of the asked 19 questions as well as answer their own 3, and choose 3 new bloggers. Each time a new blogger sees the questionnaire it will be completely different to the next blogger along.
[Hint: delete three of the questions you don’t like or have no answer for and insert your own in its place]
4] Q20 & Q14 Must always remain intact.
5] Answer the Questions including the ones you’ve changed.
1] If you were a vegetable, which would you be, but more importantly why? A Kardashian.. because of the money! I’m not getting my kit off or going on telly or any of that crap though. Money and I’m gone. That’s my style feature!
2] Milk, water or juice? Coffee and Coke Zero! I love milk but it doesn’t love me back.
3] Ok, for some bizarre reason, you have awoken to a fresh day, go to the fridge, open it and there is a giraffe inside stuck, how are you going to get it out? [Asking for a friend] Oh this is easy. Everyone knows giraffes have long necks so I’m going to put a hamster in there and tell the giraffe it’s a mouse with mumps. Now a giraffe doesn’t want mumps with a long neck to get mumpy so it’ll jump out. I’ll put the cat in to get the mouse, the dog to get the cat, and a coyote to get the dog. The coyote is the smartest so he’ll run to the top of the fridge where I can’t reach so I’ll get a giraffe…
4] Oh grief, emails are the bane of our lives right? We have an email for everything, you open up your inbox and you find that you have a staggering 2000 sitting in there that require answering, BUT you can only answer 200 – how do you choose the ones to answer? I’m going to send a blanket chain letter email to everyone asking for money and I’ll never hear from any of them again!!
5] You have a party of 28 people turning up on your doorstep and the caterers have let you down, you have 2 hours to make some kind of meal and you only have a potatoes, bananas, breadrolls and taco sauce – what you are going to make? I’m going to assume this is like Ready, Steady, Cook where I can have my basic fridge and larder ingredients just not in a large enough quantity for everyone.
I always have eggs and milk in the fridge and odds and sods of vegetables etc so I’m making a Potato gratin with eggs, milk,half a leftover Brie, a bit of cheddar, some sliced onion and half a pack of bacon. I’m adding a couple of cans of chopped tomatoes, a jalapeño, and some diced onion to the taco sauce with the block of velveeta cheese I bought but couldn’t bring myself to use and some frozen cilantro to make a kind of quezon con salsa which can have that half bag of baby carrots, celery and tortilla chips with it. Then I’m making a banana bread pudding with the rolls and bananas and eggs and milk from the fridge. I’ve got cans of condensed milk and booze too so I’ll make a buttered rum toffee sauce to go with it – voila!! I have kids. I don’t ever have a time without the makings of several meals from store cupboard ingredients!
6] What would you think I was referring to if I told you to ‘put it down’? A Dave obviously! All Daves need to be put down!!
7] What is your favourite Disney film? Beauty and the Beast or The Little Mermaid because I love the soundtracks. Or Bedknobs and Broomsticks, The Jungle Book.. why are you doing this evil ‘pick’ stuff to me?!
8] What food have you never eaten but would really like to try?Durian or Jackfruit. Both sound quite intriguing. I’d also like to try real Kobe beef if only to see what the hype is.
9] What vegetables can you on no account tolerate? Politicians.
10] How can you drop an egg from a height without it breaking? I thought about hard boiling it but the shell would still crack so you get a Dave to hold the egg safely and push him off a cliff, tall building, aeroplane etc to see how high you can drop Daves before the eggs break. I think this would be a very worthwhile experiment. Saving eggs and eliminating Daves. Win/Win.
11] If you hadn’t slept for 8 days how many hours of sleep would you have lost? I’d have lost somewhere between 40 and 55 hours of sleep because I don’t sleep well at all but sometimes I’ll be able to nap during the day.
12] What would be the worst thing to hear as you are going under anesthesia before heart surgery? “Accept this sacrifice oh Lord of Darkness…”
13] Why do we have a face at the front of our heads and not at the back ? This is actually an amazing piece of evolution aimed at stopping people talking shi.. rubbish. Sadly it doesn’t always work because Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom placed many peoples brains at the wrong end of their neck so they can see better than they think. There are also people with recto-cranial inversion who talk nothing but shi.. rubbish. Then there are the people who truly do have a face on the back of their head but you can’t see it as it’s covered with hair. Theres a lot of these two faced people, you just don’t always recognise them. Luckily these genetic abnormalities don’t apply to everyone!
14] Which 3 questions will you be deleting to add your own in? I’m deleting:
• Woot woot, you have just won a ticket to travel back in time to the days of the Roman Empire – brilliant day – but on your way back to your own time zones, you suddenly realise you have dropped your mobile phone and there is NO turning back – what do you expect to actually return to – or would there be no difference ?
• If like in the movies a soundtrack played for every moment of one day in your life – what tracks would be playing to best represent you? [Provide links]
• Oh my goodness what a conundrum! You have found yourself in a position where upon you are driving late at night and the heavens have opened – you spot three people in the rain and want to help, but only have space for one passenger …An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. An old friend who once saved your life. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.. Who do you help?
15] What is the length of one piece of cooked spaghetti?? Somewhere between ‘Slurp’ and ‘I’m going to die if I don’t breathe, next time cut this shit before you eat it you greedy mare!’
16] Where are your keys to your house right now? In my handbag. They’re looped on a lanyard to it so I don’t have to dig to find them!
17] What’s the funniest April Fools joke you have ever pulled off? Phoning my ex mother in law to arrange delivery of a new three piece suite ordered by her boyfriend. He hadn’t ordered anything but she actually cooked a dinner for him that night – and she NEVER cooked!
18] What is your strongest emotion? I’m going with humour/laughing.
19] Bob’s father has 4 children. John, Adam, and Peter are three of them. Who’s the fourth?? Bob!p
20] The three bloggers you are nominating are?
Em at Earthly Brain
Jo at Creative PTSD Gal
Ang at Journey To Imperfection