Was inglourious basterds meant to be spelled so badly or did they just do it because they knew it would piss me off? I’ve never watched it because the bloody spelling annoys me so much!
If God didn’t think humility was important, SHE would have put the prostate somewhere else.
If ever I wanted a boob job I’d sell off all the stuff I don’t want any more at boot fairs and garage sales.. I could call it “Tit for Tat”….
I wonder if the people organizing the psychic fair next weekend know I’m not coming..
I’m only helpless when my nail
polish is wet – and even then, I could pull a trigger if I needed to.
Unfriended by a family member in Facebook! This usually signals backstabbery they don’t want me to see! If you have a problem with me please write it down on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it neatly and shove it up your arse.
I wonder if the people in my stories would recognize themselves if they ever read my blog? Bastards.
If you’re wasting time doing nothing and enjoying it you’re not wasting time are you?
Do Siamese twins have to pay for one or two seats on a plane?
Why does French Onion Soup never taste as good as it smells?
Hahaha…”Tit for Tat…” and the psychic fair had me laughing 🙂
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‘im indoors just rolls his eyes at my musings now!!
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Hahahaha 😆😆
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No you are not wasting time finding peace in something simple and easy. At least, says me
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That’s my thinking too 😊
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Hahaha “Unfriended by a family member in Facebook! This usually signals backstabbery they don’t want me to see! If you have a problem with me please write it down on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it neatly and shove it up your arse.”
Bing Bing Bing! Spot on! Been there…do that! Hahaha
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They’re really not that smucken fart 😂
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I unfriended family members simply to exclude myself from their drama…sometimes…rarely…it can be to disregard the blatant “front-stabbery”(??)
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Do we have the same relatives ?!
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Maybe!!!🤔
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🤣
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🙂 Deep and humorous!
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Thanks for a good laugh! I like the way you think.
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I’m glad to got to waste your time too 😊
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Tit for tat was funny.
As for wasting time – I agree completely. I need my brain and body to relax every now and again. Doing nothing helps.
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You made me laugh! I am fixated by the ginger cat in your post. I wonder what s/he is looking at. Am I wasting time trying to think what s/he is thinking? Time spent with cats or looking at their pictures or videos on the internet is never wasted 🙂
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Exactly! I live to serve and adore my cat lords!!
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Classic Britchy 😜 😂. ❤️✌️
BY FOR NOW
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😮
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Aside from a few appointments and church, this weekend is a couch weekend! I’ve been enjoying it so much after my long week. I hate when people tell me it’s not good but I sometimes you just have to sit and be along and still to recharge yourself.
And I totally agree with you on the french onion soup!
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Like i tell ‘im indoors – I’m not lolloping on the sofa Im meditating so I don’t rip your head off and feed it to goldfish.
He thinks I’m a bit scary 😂
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haha!! feeding someone’s head to a goldfish is a very good thing to avoid
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One of these days temptation WILL overwhelm me.
Hopefully it’s on a slow blog day 😂
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Hehe! Can’t wait!!
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Excellent musings 🙂
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By the way, if you are looking for something productive to do, l have just tagged you in the Freedom of Expression tag 🙂
https://aguycalledbloke.blog/2018/07/22/freedom-of-expression-tag/
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LMFAO THAT PSYCHIC FAIR one is one for the books!! I can’t stop laughing. And also the Siamese twin question is legit!! And what the hell! French soup is a LIE!!!! I thought I was the only one! This was so great you need to do it again lol!
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I’m always musing some shit lol
I said the psychic fair comment to ‘im indoors last weekend when I saw it in the paper. I thought he was going to stop breathing he laughed so hard and I was being serious! Bastard!
As for flippin’ French Onion soup – it NEVER fails to disappoint 🙄
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You are always so much fun!!! Thank you for sharing your thought processes!!
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I’m glad it gave you a smile 😊
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Fair point!!!! ……to everything lol
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Thank you 😊
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Love, Love, Love It!
No one rants and muses quite like you. 🙂
Oh, and I make French Onion Soup that tastes divine, It’s my favourite. If you ever find yourself in Essex, after taking a wrong turn on the way to somewhere better, drop in and I’ll make you some. 🙂
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I shall absolutely hold you to that 😊
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Oh my gosh! I so get the way you think!
I love the humility in the prostate process (can I share that on my FB page – acknowledging where it came from, of course?); the Tit for Tat market stall and I’m glad it’s not just me who wonders about Psychic Fairs advertising. Do they only pay for the readers that they know they will reach? Do they know if the event will be a success or failure beforehand anyway?
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Share with pleasure 😊 Everyone needs a good laugh!!
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There are a lot of things on here that made me laugh, and a few that might keep me up tonight. Quite possibly, the one about the soup. I’m so glad it’s not just me that thinks that, but, seriously why DOESNT it taste as good as it smells????? It’s not fair!!!!
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I know right?! It’s like the childcatcher from chitty chitty bang bang, all fake!
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YEAH! That guy gave me the creeps as a kid
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We used to have a politician in England, Norman Tebbit – he looked just like him. He gave me the screamin’ abdabs every time I saw his fizzog on the telly!!
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😂😂😂I’d have felt the same!
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Hahaha I love your thought processes! I don’t think people are aware of how they behave and affect others a lot of the time, so it’s more than possible they’d never recognise it was themselves you were writing about at any point. Tit for tat – I’m pretty sure I snorted when I laughed at that. Don’t think I could ever get a boob job though, the idea of that stuff in my chest freaks me out. Great post – thanks for the chuckles! 🙂
Caz xx
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Hahaha. So funny.
Tit for tat.
The psychic
I think French onion soup is awesome.
And you are not wasting time when you come up with these thoughts!
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I thought it was great marketing 😂
This is why I don’t work in advertising!
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This is great! I got a good laugh out of it. Also, side note, french onion soup NEVER tastes as good as it smells. lol.
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I know!! It’s ALWAYS a disappointment – I really need to stop getting enticed by the smell
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