Quelle surprise!!
Il pleut 💦💧⛈💧💦
Le foook.
..It’s probably a judgment on me so anyone in upstate NY getting saturated today – mea culpa.
Yes I’ve been a bad Britchy. After my latest prank I’m also an itchy Britchy and I feel very crawly with good reason!
Read on..
Firstly I’m going to pretend I understand this writing malarkey and I’m going to set the scene.
‘im indoors and I each have our own bathroom. The house has three so I can have mine exactly how I like and if I want to have 753 different kinds of hair products that’s allowed! No one else(‘im) has to be bothered by them and their(his) opinion is irrelevant!!
I have a horrible fear of running out of toilet paper so keep a lot in the cupboard. I buy it in great big 24 roll packs and keep it in acupboard at the top of the stairs where we can both grab it from as needed. Or so you would think.
‘im indoors has a life threatening habit of taking rolls out of MY bathroom and leaving me with none which is very stressful and annoying – especially when the thundering great lummocks has to walk PAST the bloody store cupboard to get to my bathroom as I have the one at the other end of the hall! I’ve asked nicely, snarled and all but committed bodily harm but twatman just doesn’t learn.
I have malabsorption issues so sometimes I can be quite poorly and the last couple of weeks haven’t been great for me. Looking for a spare roll that wasn’t there last Friday was the last straw.
No more Mrs Nice Britchy. I wanted vengeance and I wanted it to be BAD!!
You almost feel sorry for him don’t you?! That’s good because I don’t – he gets what he deserves!
He was doing his usual watching any old crap on tv and MIB was on. I noticed him shudder at the cockroach scene and that my friends was all it too for inspiration.
The internet is a wonderful thing. I was already considering chili infused toilet paper but decided that wasn’t enough of a sting in the tail.. if you’ll pardon the pun. I can do better than that.
So I ordered some of the most butt ugly, creepy, nasty plastic cockroaches you’ve ever seen and a talking toilet roll spindle. You can use it to record messages. The sound quality wasn’t all that great so it took several tries until I was happy.
I waited until after he went to bed and snuck in to the bathroom. Changing the toilet roll spindle and stuffing the gap between the spindle and the roll of toilet paper with cockroaches would have been a lot easier if I wasn’t shaking with laughter. I scattered the left over cockroaches behind the toilet.
Mission accomplished, I went to bed.
So apparently ‘im indoors doesn’t turn the light on either when he shuffles to the loo like a comatose zombie at 5am. The first thing he woke up to was the horrible scream from the spindle when he tugged the toilet paper. (I’m very proud of my screams) He jumped up to turn on the light and saw cockroaches EVERYWHERE! He had even managed to flick one onto himself when spinning the toilet roll! He was shrieking like a little girl and looking for raid, the cats were hiding out – I’m not quite sure where! They haven’t surfaced yet! The dogs were barking like heathens and me? I was laughing my head off!
Hopefully there will be no more hi-jackjng of toilet rolls because that little escapade is going to take some topping. I shall be going to see Princess PITA and Fartichoke in the next couple of weeks .. I’m sure they’ll enjoy jolly japes with mumsie 😂
I would’ve freaked worse! Those things give me the biggest creepes and seeing a picture of them made my stomach crawl! 🤢 Shame on him though for stealing your tp… betcha he won’t ever do it again b/c he will think of those horrid creatures! In Florida they were like the air… everywhere! Here in Romania… luckily I have not seen one BUT we have “vampire” masquitos so every turf has its pest I guess?!?!
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I suffer from mosquito bites, the little buggers love me and I swell up horribly! Cockroaches are more of a southern thing and we’ve never had them.. but you don’t think of that at 5am lol
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Good one for sure! ;)🙋🏼♀️
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Oh how I love this sweet revenge! Taking the last roll without replacing it or at least announcing it’s the last one is a cardinal sin in my book!
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Isn’t it just?! He got off lightly!
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Indeed!
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Oh you are good…you really really are. Can’t stop laughing!
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If I were you, I’d worry about upcoming retaliation & keep your bathroom door lock at all times!
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He wouldn’t dare and he isn’t a prank thinker-upper!!
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Awesome!
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1. Having separate bathrooms is a dream.
2. “Will you marry me? Flush 1 time for “Yes””. Seriously? How can make it to the packaging?
3. I’m glad I don’t live with you. I would have been dead of a heart attack, or deaf.
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Yup! I love having my own bathroom 💕
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I thought the same thing when I saw the packaging hahaha!
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Me three!
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OMG I have tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard.
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I laughed so hard yesterday thinking about it! I was imagining it and bursting into laughter – I don’t know HOW he wasn’t suspicious!!
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😂😂😂😂
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww! You’ve got brilliant and funny ideas!
I haven’t forgotten when you’ve put that mouse trap in your bag!
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That was a good one – I still laugh when I think about it!
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I believe you
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Oh my that’s funny! I would have screamed with those roaches🤣🤣
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They’re so realistic it’s really cringeworthy even when you know they’re plastic!!
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Nice post.
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Thank you 😊
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These cockroaches would give me nightmares. *shudders*
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I’ve had to put a hem in a drawer so I can’t see them.. my husbands sock drawer 😂
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🤣🤣🤣
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Truly excellent – once more, salute!
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I fang kew 😊
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I’ve just been laughing and laughing!! Katie
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as usual absolutely brilliant, I love it, shame you didn’t have a camera in there to take pictures of his expressions that would be something for the scrap book to tell your grandchildren,
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Yes it would! Then again, I don’t want to terrify my grandchildren too early.. I’ll let them get to 5 or 6 (maybe!!)
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They most probably would like it 😁 kids do like creepy crawlies so watch out for things in your bed 🤣
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‘Shivers’ I hate cockroaches, thank God I’ve never seen any in the UK (apparently they do get them in London). Send some rain my way please Britchy, We haven’t had a drop since the end of May. 🙂
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Oh your poor garden! I used to say when I’m God I’ll make it rain every night between 10pm and 6am so the plants get watered but days are glorious.. pretty obviously it’s a mere male in charge right now because the rain got lost en route!! 🙄
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Yes, I often think that would be good, rain at night when it can do the most good. Or whenever my neighbours have a BBQ. 😉
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I hate my neighbors when they grill out – it always smells so good and I’ve usually planned salad or something for myself!
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That could be your next practical joke, ruin the neighbours next BBQ 😉
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Hey Britchy, am sending you an email with a question. 🙂
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Thanks for the heads up 😊
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Responded 🙂
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My mom used to play pranks on her boss and leave fake roaches in his desk. After a few years, he stopped really reacting to them. Which was a mistake. One day he opened his desk drawer and, lo and behold, there was a roach there. He thought nothin of it and went for his pen, and flipped out of his chair when the thing moved! She didn’t even get to see all her hard work pay off, but it was still worth it
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Oh that’s brilliant! They’re horrible, luckily I’ve never seen them here – I saw them when I was working in the prison service in England though and they were smaller than IS ones thank God but still ghastly
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Yeah, I absolutely HATE roaches. I’m from Florida originally, and we’ve got some down there that are bigger than my thumb and they FLY for some ungodly reason. I still don’t understand how I ever survived that place
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Yeah.. NO!!
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That bright tears to my eyes…..of laughter of course and I feel like I’ve had a good abdominal workout!!! Thanks for sharing again😁
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You’re welcome! I get my deviousness from my mum and my absolute lack of propriety from my dad – I’m screwed!!
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Think about it in a positive way!! There’s no one else like you 😁
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..my family and the world breathes s sigh of relief!
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What a fantastic prank! I used those same plastic cockroaches on a coworker–the guy was super tall (over 7 feet) and terrified of creepy little critters, so let out that same girly scream. Haha!!
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Another science experiment! How to shrink ‘tall’ 😊
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Haha!! Yes, absolutely!! Another great prank tool is something called “Liquid Ass,” which is the raunchiest and most horrendous smell in the world… had a really terrible, aggressive neighbor and spritzed a bit through her open window whenever I passed. She moved shortly thereafter. 🙂
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You are my role model *swoon*
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That has to be one of the funniest things I have read. Brilliant! It bugs me too when my other half uses up his ‘whatever’ then instead of getting more of his own he starts on my things.
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Amazon is your friend – make it hurt twice and buy the stuff with HIS card 😂
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Oh my word, you got me thinking now.
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Hmm, I am so laughing and this is so perfect, searching Amazon now. Thanks for sharing
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