Game On – Sporty Little Me!!

This game was created by A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip!

This twice weekly game will be 21 questions or in truth 16 flexi questions, because there will be five permanent that must stay in place at all time. Apart from those 5 permanent questions, should you choose to reblog, then you can change any of the other 16 questions or create 16 of your own, that’s down to you, however you must stick to the Daily Topic Subject.

The Rules …

1] Leave the Permanent Questions [PQ] always in place PLEASE.

2] Reblog should you so desire

3] If you do reblog, a ping back would always be welcomed so l don’t miss it.

4] This is a non tagger/non nomination game. This is quite simply a small question game. The questions are not specifically that taxing, or they might be if you don’t like questions as many don’t however, they are just here for trivia based fun.

Daily Topic Subject – Sporty you

Q1] Do you work out/exercise/go to gym on a regular basis? I work out how not to go.

Q2] How sporty are you? Oh very. I love Sporty spice

Q3] In inches, how big is the diameter of a basketball hoop?It’s actually a flexible time/space dimension. If you throw the ball it’s approximately five feet wide. If I throw the ball it’s approximately 6.75 inches in diameter.

Q4] Which flag is waved in motor racing to show the winner? The Checkered Flag. This started back in the day when car racing was a lot slower. Men used to walk in front of cars waving a red flag so the judges were hanging around a long time. They used to play board games to entertain themselves. They couldn’t wave a red flag as that was already in use so they used to just wave the game board. As they were usually playing checkers the flag eventually created was designed to memorialize the beginnings of the sport*

PQ5] If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it? Eight men to build a wall? They’re Union! This means twice as many tea breaks, fake breaks and pee breaks not to mention go slow, down tools, Picketing, making poorly spelled placards and meetings. If you have four men that’s definitely way below union factoring so it would take two hours tops.

Q6] What does the term ‘birdie’ mean in a game of golf?Someone is about to take your photo. Suck your gut in, smile and watch the birdie!

PQ7] Explain to us, how you could lift an elephant with one hand? I have knackered shoulders and I can EASILY do this! See the elephants foot below. I can stack these on a plate – et voila!

Q8] What colour is the centre of the target in archery? Black like my heart.

Q9] How many pockets are there on a snooker table? Six.

Q10] Can you unscramble the following word to reveal a type of sport: GINKIS Skiing. The art of falling down a mountain tied to planks.

Q11] In what game is the word ‘love’ used? The Dating Game. Also tennis which is another ball sport.

PQ12] In your eyes what are the benefits of regular exercise – please list 8 benefits.

1. Chewing. It keeps wrinkles off your body by filling your skin. Cake is actual edible Botox when you think about it.

2. While you are chewing your mouth is closed. A closed mouth gathers no feet.

3. Chewing raises your happy hormones. That’s why we have comfort eating. Another sport I excel at.

4. Chewing uses 5000 times more calories than just breathing. You can breathe and chew simultaneously. Hurray for multitasking.

5. No one has been murdered whilst the potential murderer is eating. This is definitely very healthy for all concerned.

6. When you chew you are creating dirty plates by emptying them. This in turn creates strenuous exercise called washing up.

7. You don’t get sleep apnea whilst chewing.

8. You can’t talk and chew, instantly increasing your potential for appearing intelligent because you aren’t talking your usual claptrap

Q13] What is the body’s hardest working muscle? My ass. It works continuously getting out of hot water

Q14] What is the largest muscle in your body? My tongue. It trips me up daily.

PQ15] Have you ever taken part in any unusual exercises/sports or healthy activities? If so, please explain. I am the world champion at Washing Machine Gymnastics, Cliff Diving and Competitive Stupidity. Follow that Bitches!!!

Q16] True or false – by the time you reach 50 the average person will have walked 75,000 miles? Wait …I do 50 and they do 75K?! Who told you I walk slow? It’s a damn lie! I haven’t lived this long without being able to make a fast getaway!

Q17] A Rooster laid an egg on top of a barn roof … why did it not roll off? Because roosters don’t lay eggs. I didn’t really know that. I copied Kristian’s answer.

Q18]How many rings form the Olympic logo? There are five rings which symbolize Suffering, Winning, Losing, Cheating and Money-Making.

Q19] Which of the following sports does not involve a ball: tennis, squash, or badminton? Badminton. That’s shuffle cocks…

PQ20] Are you deleting any questions, if so which ones? Nil Pwa as they say in the Eurovision

Q21] Can you unscramble the following word to reveal a type of sport: GMMIWISN? Swimming

*…and that children, is how urban legends are started..

13 thoughts on “Game On – Sporty Little Me!!

  1. I take your explanation for checkered flags over the real explanation any day. It’s a lot more entertaining to imagine. Plus, if he were still alive, it’d make my Papa shake his head and go “jeeeeeez”, and it’s absolutely hysterical when he does that

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