I’ve realized a lot of things on this trip to see my Dad, not all of them great! He’s turned into a Mister Magoo with Tourette’s while driving for instance. How I’m still alive, well – I just don’t know!
I now know this:
I remember more prayers than I ever thought I knew
They have words in them I’ve never heard in prayers before
I know where I get my command of profanity. It’s genetic.
I never knew before but I think Dad’s a fan of showjumping. He sure is great with the old ‘Harvey Smith’s’
Everyone else on the road is a feckin eejit
I don’t want to die
I have far greater bladder control than I knew
Ditto on the old derrière
I need a bubble wrap suit
Next year I’m hiring a car.
Hahahahaha
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😂😂😂so funny!!
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So funny! And I know exactly what you mean. My wonderful sweet British friend turned into a monster when she got behind the wheel… cursing, yelling at people, leaning on the horn. It was a real revelation to me…. like that old Goofy cartoon of the mild mannered man walking out of his house and turning into a demon when he got in his car.
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That’s my dad! It’s quite terrifying!
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Too funny.
Things are so much more magnified when you’re not a driver. I hold on to dear life when I drive as a passenger with a couple of people, when THEY are the passenger and I am driving, they get grey hair straight away. Go figure.
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Been there.
Done that.
Went to the ER in the t shirt.
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Made me LOL! This is too funny!
You are still alive so, all’s good! 😉
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I’m here until next Tuesday.
Pray for my immortal soul
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This is hilarious! 😁😂
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NOT when you’re in the passenger seat it isn’t!!
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Uh oh! I’m sure. My Dad is similar. He beeps, yells, and flicks people off too. It gets scary for sure! 😬😱
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I feel your pain. My husband is the king of aggressive drivers and I constantly ride with my hand on the door (pretend steering wheel) and my foot jammed in the floor well. (pretend brake). But he doesn’t have Tourettes or use hand gestures, so your dad still wins.
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Yes my husband is a Tazmanian Devil in a car too! I’m doomed!
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This sounds like my dad and how we’re gonna turn out!!!!! Glad you had such a fantastic time!!!!!! 😊
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I’m still here for another week – Swelpmigawd!!
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YAY!!!!!! Then enjoy it!!!!!
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This post really tickled me, possibly because I have aging parents and sometimes I’m a passenger in their car. It’s scary. Xx
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It really is!!!!
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Made me laugh! 🙂 Too funny
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I’m so glad !
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🙂 My dad is cool-headed.
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You’re lucky!
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LMAO! Sounds like you need headgear, a NASCAR flame-retardant jumpsuit, NASA astronaut seat belts, an “OH S***T” handle and a couple shots of Jameson. Good to hear that the pelvic floor muscles are strong… 🤣🤣🤣
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I know how you feel, there is a lot of people I’ve readen with that would scare the crap out of you with there driving and they think their good drivers, go figure 🙄 .
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BY FOR NOW
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They get medals from the Pope for making people pray lol
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And tickets for being hideas drivers. 😁
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BY FOR NOW
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Makes me feel nostalgic for the old-skool two fingers…
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Oh I’m over living the nostalgia lol
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This is sooo Ryan! For the most part I’m the boring old lady driver, listening to her audio book… 😇 but Ryan is always blaring his music, hauling ass everywhere, begging’ for an accident. 🤠
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I am a music aficionado in the car too!
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question is are you still talking? and do you have all grey hair now
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He’s as deaf as a post bless him! I have to write notes to him, I’ve think I’ve developed a nervous laugh though!
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I bet you are finding you are shouting all the time 🤣 not just to your dad either
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Screaming, praying and babbling gibberish mostly
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My husband says I talk a lot of gibberish at times 😬
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Husbands can be very unhelpful like that. It’s usually the trigger for a dinner I like much more than he does!
It never pays to upset the chef 😎
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That’s what I say otherwise he doesn’t get dinner 🤣 he usually doesn’t listen to me either 🤷♀️ what can you do after all these years together honestly I just ignore him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 works well
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From experience, I find that even the most quiet, gentle and kind people often become aggressive drivers when behind a steering wheel. Other Finding: It’s amazing how many tasks you can do when you get angry while driving: talking, swearing, pointing fingers, speeding up to catch a car that has cut us off, insulting others, honking … That’s what I call true multitasking. Your post shows all of this in a hilarious way.
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And if you’re a woman, don’t forget re-doing your lipstick!
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Oh, I forgot that one! That’s because I rarely wear lipstick. Once, I saw a woman putting mascara while driving… With the kids sitting in the back! We do not all have the same priorities obviously.
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That’s awful! I will drink (soda) while driving or eat candy but that’s IT. I don’t use the phone except as a GPS (programmes before the journey!) I don’t eat anything that requires holding or drink hot drinks because they are all distracting. If I have kids in the car I drive like they are rotten eggs! I don’t understand some people 🙄
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I do not understand either… I sometimes feel that people do not even bother to think a little about the consequences of their actions. Others think they are totally invincible. The behavior of the mother (I presume she was the mother) totally upset me.
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My dad made my mom stop driving after she took the side mirror off a parked car and didn’t realize she had done it.
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Yikes!
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