Some thoughts to ponder today..
Public Service Announcement:
Having lost my mind I ordered a peppermint mocha coffee this morning.
It was *%¥@# AWFUL.
You can save money by squeezing 6” of toothpaste and 8 tablespoons of sugar into your coffee to recreate the shite at home
I had one mouthful and then shared it with the bin.
I’m shocked at the amount of condoms old ladies buy the moment they leave their shopping carts unattended.
Death is hereditary.
Interesting fact: A shark will only attack you if you are wet.
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
Have you ever noticed that when people say “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit” It always coincides with them not having a witty reposte? If they had anything better to say you can bet your sharp tongue they’d say it – wassocks!!
You deserve what you accept
Women are only called feminists when they express opinions that differentiate them from a doormat or a hooker.
Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman has to do what he can’t.
Hahahahaha, ah Britchy. I hope Trevor likes his sweater!!!
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I hope it itches!!
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Why, I love twats!!!
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Never heard of twats.
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Pussy JM
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Pussy?
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That’s what a twat is. Cunt, pussy, Fanny and vagina
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As I said – I just looked it up.
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Ok
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It’s not used in that sense in England, I’ve grown up with it being synonymous with calling someone an idiot but it’s considered less offensive than idiot – it’s used more affectionately
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gotcha, I was misinformed.
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❤️
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Never mind. I just looked it up.
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LOL! Great chuckles to start a manic kind of Monday!
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You’re funnier than me but I am your rival at oddities 😁
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You are hilarious! Don’t be mean to my mate EC!!
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“Women are only called feminists when they express opinions that differentiate them from a doormat or a hooker.”
Yassssss!!!!!
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Excellent. Only I could never be considered the Normal one. We’ll just both be crazy in different ways. 🙂
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…. we need double the bail fund!!
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🙂
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You are a mess. 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for brightening my day with your humor.
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Yup!! I’m a Mess and proud of it!!
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👍👊💙
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Overload!
Too many wonderful quips to process!!!
Love it…
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We needed a kickstart I think 😊
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Ha! You must be a fun person to hang around. I do agree with enjoying the surprise of things that I say. How does that work, anyway?
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Honestly I truly have no clue what I’m going to reply sometimes – my mouth is open and it’s like it has a life of its own!
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I felt that last one down in my soul. That is RIDICULOUSLY true!!!!!!! I almost fell out of my chair!!
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Just tellin’ it like it is lol
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So true!!!!!
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Excellent – my Mother used to say the same … A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman has to do what he can’t.
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Oh, this is wonderful! Thanks for sharing.
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I’m glad you liked it 😊
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Very funny. Seems to be an epidemic of idiots I’m not immune to.
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me either – we need vaccinations!!
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Thanks for the Monday giggles because I sedulously need them! I’ve been hit with the first cold of the season— have no fear, though, it’s not the man flu so I’m still working and going about my normal business 😂😂😂😂
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Ugh you poor thing, that’s the last thing you need this week ☹️
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I keep telling myself at least I’m not sick with all the family in town and/or on Christmas… been there, done that, not fun. Hope you’re feeling well (i.e. mischievous) and happy Monday to you, Britchy! 😄
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Brilliant
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Thank you 😊
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I SOOOO needed this laugh today!! As always, thanks for the chuckle!!
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I’m glad you had a laugh from it 😊
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Love all of it! Love the sweaters! And boy is it the truth, you will never get me to calm down by saying calm down or chill out!!! Worst things to say… 🤣
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It’s like a match to kindling if you say that to me!!
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I bet! lol my exhusband used to always say…chill out! And it’s still makes me cringe, and think of him!🤬
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That rat fink!
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Oh ya! Big time!!😇😡🤯
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It only aggravates the person. Better to let them get it out of their system sometimes.
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For sure!
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Why would you ruin a good cup of coffee? It’s much better eating mint with chocolate or coffee with chocolate but mint and coffee, that sounds as dreadful as it obviously tasted!
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Never again. It was an abomination
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Peppermint mocha actually exists? Bleugh.
Thanks for the funnies, these were brilliant! x
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It does. Obviously a lot of people like it because you can buy creamer in that flavor too 🤮
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking. – LOL! I can’t help but think of a line from a movie where this guy said “I may not always be right, but I am never wrong”. Or what my aunt’s fiance said “I’m wrong sometimes. I just don’t remember when.”
And the thing about speaking without thinking is hilarious! Describes you to a ‘T’. Though, it isn’t the wisest course.
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No it absolutely is NOT the wisest course LOL
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I can’t stop laughing! I love these.❤️💕❤️
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I’m so glad 😊
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“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit…”
I resemble that remark.
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Me too. I’m short. I can’t reach the higher forms of nuttin’
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🤣🤣🤣
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A great collection. The sarcasm one gets me every time. People just feel dumb, so they want to make you feel dumb, too.
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Dear Britchy
Trash that peppermint mocha yuk and opt for a Snowshoe instead. Hot cocoa with peppermint schnapps topped with mound of whipped cream…..if your not a chocolate fan, omit cocoa and chug schnapps instead. 🤪
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What a great collection of quotes! Cheered me right up!
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That’s lovely thank you 😊
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That is ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!
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I’m glad you enjoyed it!
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I ALWAYS enjoy your stuff!
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Wow thank you 😊
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