It’s not just humans who are obsessed with sprinkles. Evidently Fat Farting Beagles are easily seduced by them too. I’ve just yelled at the Poopmeister because, as you can see, he was caught in the act. Snacking in the litter box.
Dirty little shiteater – pffft!
He has the audacity to look affronted at the accusations because he can’t see the evidence scattered on his snout. He’s now lying down and coughing up a lung after snorting crap cocaine.
What is it with the males in this house?! I’m going to have to booby trap the cat litter again.
A woman’s work is never done *sigh*