We need some silliness I think!
Here’s a little seasonal kitchen tip for those, like me, facing snowstorms: Put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever you need boiling water, all you have to do is defrost it!
I’m ever so helpful ain’t I?!
It isn’t a voodoo doll it’s a pin cushion and any resemblance to my ex is purely coincidental. sorta..
If you tell your kids the candy canes are made by Crest are you:
A ) A terrific mother for preventing tooth decay
B ) A dreadful mother for hogging everything for your greedy self
Ummm… asking for a friend…
Time travel isn’t possible.
Fact.
If it was, future me would have shown up by now to knock some sense in to me.
My profanity of the day today comes from down under – Australia! “Bangs like a dunny door” A dunny is a toilet – work the rest out for yourself 😉
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
Living hell is the best revenge
Bitchin’ in the Kitchen 
Thanks for the smiles. Have a great weekend. 🤣😂😂
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You too! Stay warm! That’s an order 😊
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Yes, ma’am! 🙃🤓
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Well, I’d say you’ve returned in fine form 🙂
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Yup. I’m full of …stuff as usual!!
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Hahaha, love it!! ‘sometimes I pretend to be normal’ !! Thanks for making the start of the weekend a fun one 🙂
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Sadly I do t think I fool ANYONE!
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Hahaha! I don’t think I do either 🙂
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That was humorous. Thank you for bringing smile 😊
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I’m always happy to see people smiling 😊
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These made giggle and what better start to a weekend? Thank you :O) x
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Exactly!! It’s cold and white here! I’m staying indoors!
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Can’t say I blame you 😉
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Made me smile thank you so much
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You’re always welcome 😊
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Oh the benefits of water!
It’s not just me that has the eating and eating and never getting fat dream!
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Are you kidding?! When I find that genie it’s my top request!!
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I usually find the water annoying, but Britchy just gave me a reason to like it…
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See? I give healthy advice! Healthy for SOME anyway….
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Yay! I needed this☺️☺️☺️
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😊
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LOL – is it said that when I first read the one about every girl’s dream and I thought it was fart not fat?
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Some foods do that to us too 😂
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Friggin’ hilarious!
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Thank you 😊
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I was talking about your memes 😁😝
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Ok. Those were great laughs to start the day with. Glad you shared them. 🤣😜
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Glad you enjoyed them 😊
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Always.
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LMAO! These are fantastic! What a great way to start off th day! Happy Suturday to you!
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Happy Saturday!!
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I will hold you accountable for the UPS box I’m taping up and leaving outside the front door tomorrow filled with cat poop.
Thanks for the giggles! I hope the weekend is a good one for you 🙂
Caz x
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Who knew karma could be so much fun?!
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Definitely in need of some silliness. I never reach my limit, which is just as well really. 🙂
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I have definitely missed you and your wicked sense of humor! 💖😂😘
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I’ve missed you too 😊
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And last one best of all 😆
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🤣🤣🤣😂
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Heh, heh, heh…she’s baaaaaaaack.
Speaking of stealing packages, have you seen the engineer’s fart & glitter machine? Wonderful theft revenge.
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That video was brilliant! I’d want to fill it with dye not glitter though because I’m meaner! Oh and an ear splitting screamer thing too! Thieves shouldn’t prosper!
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Scream, fart & dye! I love it! 🤣
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Hmmm, some very good ideas here; water, packages, behaviour and ‘normal’isation techniques …
LMAO – x 2 or 3, still laughin’ my ass off!
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I’m glad you were amused!!
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Hahaha!!🤣Stay warm and hopefully tomorrow is just rain!💜
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Fingers crossed!!
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Yes and right now I’m quite happy not to be in NC right now! They are having an ice storm!😱
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I was there during an ice storm this time last year – it was absolutely beautiful but the state was at a standstill! I couldn’t leave because all the roads were closed!
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Great post!
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Thank you 😊
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ROFL! Solid gold.
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Excellent 🙂
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Reblogged this on A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip! and commented:
It’s never too late for funnies, weekend, weekday, funny is funny!
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LOL! You’re a riot.
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I’m glad you enjoyed it😊
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How did I miss this???😱
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You’ve been busy!
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You definitely put a smile on my face. Thanks
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Thank you! Have a great weekend 😊
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Funny!! 😂
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Haha, this made me laugh 😂 xx
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