I’m constantly thinking up little gems as ‘im indoors calls them. When I remember I make a note and when I have enough I inflict them on you.
You’re welcome.
I thought I’d found a lump in each of my breasts. Turns out it was just my knees.
There is a reason it’s called ‘girls gone wild’ and not ‘women gone wild’. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.
I’ve figured out the chemical composition of Holy Water
It’s H2OMG
The parts within you that you water, will grow.
The hardest part of having pets is that they have such short lives. The hardest part of having ex’s is that they don’t.
When sending an ‘open letter’ to a celebrity or person of note, be sure to mail them a copy. It’s not an open letter to them if they can’t see it, it’s merely a narcissistic rant designed to give the writer a chance to pontificate.
I picked up a magazine while shopping called “Wood”
Well that was a disappointment..
Be the parent of your future and not the child of your past
Every time I open my mouth it’s to put something in it. It’s always either food or a foot
And lastly, I’m in trouble. Again. All I did was tell my daughter how to say happy new year in Chinese. I only got it a LITTLE bit wrong….
Hei yoo fat kun sounds about right…. sheesh..
😂😂😂 Thanks for the smiles. Lol!
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You’re welcome 😉
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This is great!!
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I’m glad you like it 😊
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You’re just irrepressible…
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… I blame the Coke Zero..
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Yummmmm, coke zero……
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Perfect! But tell me… how did you sneak in and get a picture of my panic room?
😉
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Well if I told you… you’d panic.
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Which is what I built it for in the first place.
It’s a vicious circle…
Cheers!
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Omg I have sooooo been victimized by own my taste in men. Too many times! Lol
But also: the parts within you that you water will grow?! Deep stuff right there!
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I have my moments!! Usually I smother them with cake but occasionally they slip through!
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Cake covered moments are pretty spectacular as well lol
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Truth!!
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Looks like I need to steal your panic room. Or just its contents.
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That’s grounds for panic, right there
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OMG! Your post was the best part of my morning so far. You are so funny and the line at the end for Chinese New Year had me laughing out loud. You are a such a blessing! Don’t ever change.💕
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My daughter took that seriously and said it out loud to her father in law. It wasn’t until she’d finished saying it and saw his face that she realised.
There was a lot of profanity in her last text to me..
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🤣
Has she not learned how Momma is?
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I guess I get the mix of normal and ‘me’ just right to fool everyone! They’ll never forgive me for the dukdoo though. They were all suckered with that one 😂
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I missed the dukdoo.
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I pretended I was searching everywhere for something. Each time with a different victim – I’ve literally done this to everyone! Eventually they’d ask what I was looking for and I’d say a duckdoo. I’d keep looking until they bit and said ‘what’s a duckdoo?’ And I’d reply ‘Quack, Quack’
I’m surprised I’m still alive really.
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You are SO bad. 😆
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Yup. But I’m good at it. We all need a talent
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LOL!
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Hahaha thanks:-D
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Wunderbar.
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😂😂 That’s so funny! I looooovvveeed the cat one it was awesome.
Still waiting for those answers 😉
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Raising both hands in the air. I’d raise a third if I had it. And, waving, too.
I live by cat commandments everyday.
Loved this. Entertain us, everyday, if you please!
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I’m a total cataholic and proud of it
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Lumps?!?!?!? Hilarious Britchy!
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There’s always a silver lining!!!
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Absolutely loved these!!!!
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Thank you ☺
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You’re welcome. 😊😊
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Love it! I have a collection of memes on my phone and computer. I used to do a meme of the week but that got old like most things I try to do regularly. I might have to do a meme dump at some point to brighten people’s days like this!
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Definitely!! I’m always up for a giggle!
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More Britchy Brilliance 🙂
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Awesome post!! Still laughing out loud!!! 😂 🤣
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I’m glad 😊
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I love to have comedy brighten up the day/evening. That was fun!!
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I just hit the brakes and gas on my car and its broken….. but I did discover that the airbags work and the check engine light which used to sir flash a lot, is no longer flashed.
~B
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There you go! I fixed that little problem so I’m a car expert too!
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Hahahahaha, these are great. And I absolutely love the one about pets–it’s too true!
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Bloody ex’s 🤬
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Late to the party but I loved it no less😍
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❤️
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Ha! Love it. Thanks for the giggle.
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hahahahaha!!! You should be a comedian.
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Being related to you is a hazard.
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