The Frog Prince?

~ the britchy one

….you know it’s going to be one of those days when your daughter texts you a picture of a fella and you text back:

How much did you drink?

1. He’s too old for you

2. He’s repulsive.

3. Check the sex offender registry because that right there is a pervert.

….and she replies “That’s Farquhar Bastardcelot” (my ex)

Feerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk!!! Lucky escape there. Thoughts running through my head:

Mother Nature sure ran her wrinkle-rotivator right over him!

Father Time got his shot gun out and sat waiting on that porch and shot him right between the eyes with old n’ ugly juice!

How did I marry that? Did someone spike my drink?

I need to bleach my eyes

WHATWASITHINKING???!

Published by the britchy one

A PROUD American Citizen who was born and bred in England and now resides in the US. I’m married to an American who really didn’t have a clue what he was letting himself in for - poor sod! I’m a cranky bitch who loves cats and books and hates chocolate, politics and Dave’s. Oh and mosquitos. I hate those blood sucking parasites but since I’ve already mentioned politics I’m repeating myself! I’m a short, skinny redhead, 3 kids, 2 dogs, not enough cats and a mouth with a death wish. Blood group - certifiable.

30 thoughts on “The Frog Prince?”

  9. I was a wee lass of 18 when I started seeing my ex, so I can claim the stupidity of youth. We were together over 20 years though, so my excuse sorta sucks unless I want to be known as a complete ignoramus, which I clearly am not😉
    Ah… Karma…It’s lovely to sit back and watch🙌👏💌

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      1. I can imagine, in fact l don’t need too, l know exactly what you mean 🙂

        I do hope however,. not wishing to sound like a broken record, that you are still taking it easy as your over randomised mind will allow you too 🙂

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