Saturday Thoughts…

~ the britchy one

Never kiss frogs. They might turn into a handsome prince and who’s got time for that shit?

Being married to a “Dave” means leaving this world the way you came into it.. Screaming and covered in someone else’s blood…

Dear Sneeze, if you’re gonna happen, Happen! Don’t put a stupid look on my face and leave.

It’s not WHAT you know that counts and it’s not WHO you know that counts..

It’s what you know about who you know that counts 😉

Use what Mother Nature gave you before Father Time takes it back!

Words mean nothing unless you give them meaning

Marry a man who ruins your lipstick NOT your mascara

Empowering women.

If you can’t do it without overpowering someone else – you’re doing it wrong.

“How to Get the Guy” would more accurately be called “How to Get A Guy, Any Guy” or better yet, “How to Cast a Great, Big, Wide Net Like the Soulless, Whoring Sea Donkey That You Are.””

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

And finally, telling a cop “I paid for the whole speedometer so I get to use the whole speedometer’ will NOT get you out of a ticket…

Published by the britchy one

A PROUD American Citizen who was born and bred in England and now resides in the US. I’m married to an American who really didn’t have a clue what he was letting himself in for - poor sod! I’m a cranky bitch who loves cats and books and hates chocolate, politics and Dave’s. Oh and mosquitos. I hate those blood sucking parasites but since I’ve already mentioned politics I’m repeating myself! I’m a short, skinny redhead, 3 kids, 2 dogs, not enough cats and a mouth with a death wish. Blood group - certifiable.

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  5. Hahaha I just spit my coffee on my tablet with the chickens and the cat! Love the common sense and the doctor one too! Thank you for my morning giggles and I’m so happy you are back! Now pray for me because I’m off to Wal-Mart and if you think it’s bad by you, wait until you get down here!😂 if I see erasers, I swear I’m gonna lose it!😂😂💜

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  19. Ha ha, brilliant, hard to pick which one made me laugh harder, but at a guess l am stuck between lurid catnaps alluring catnip or how some of us are just holes all our lives, that had me laugh my ass off and then l stopped and checked!

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