I was looking up cocktail recipes and boy some of them are complicated!! My all time favourite, a Rum Runner has more ingredients than I’ve got brain cells… fact! No wonder they’re so expensive (but yummy!)
I started thinking about creating cocktails myself and you’ll be unsurprised to know I have come up with one.
You’ll be very surprised when i tell you who it’s dedicated to though. I have invented a new cocktail and called it “The Dave”. Yes dear readers. I have named it after my ex.
Knowing my aversion to that scumbag-trailertrash-sleazebag name some of you may be surprised I’d name a cocktail thus but it’s the perfect name for my one ingredient cocktail. Tapwater also known as H2OMG,-WTF-FUBAR.*
Tapwater is just like a Dave, it’s bland, boring and full of fish piss – and eminently suitable for flushing down the toilet.. ENJOY!
*OMG ~ Oh My God
WTF ~ What The Fluff or other relevant Eff word
FUBAR ~ Fluffed Up Beyond All Reason (Alternative Eff Words allowed and possibly encouraged!)
What cocktail would YOU create?!