Weird things I’ve rehomed
… or misappropriated if you believe in the police report fairy..
In my defence, it was justifiable retribution! Details will follow after I double check the statute of limitations and the fifth amendment.
•The HT leads off a Ford tractor (Ireland)
•Several car aerials (all from bastards)
•Garden gnomes (postcards were sent)
•Roadworks signs
•False teeth
•A curb chain from a Grenadier Guards bearskin (although I did feel a bit bad for that as he got 28 day’s restriction of privileges)
•A chicken out of the oven (cooked and still hot!)
•A stethoscope
•Several thermometers
•An airline blanket
•Three traffic cones (at different times obviously – they’re heavy!)
•A plastic model of a womb
You have to wonder about some people don’t you?!
😂😂😂
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Garden gnomes? Understandable.
Heck… the owners probably thanked you.
But stealing someone’s chicken out of their oven?
This requires explanation.
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Yes that was definitely one of my finer moments! I’ll tell that one soon. I was only reminded of it this weekend
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Where do you keep it all? And were the gnomes ever ransomed?
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Nope! I left them on their owners doorstep eventually with evidence of their travels!
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I’ve got a few item on that list myself😂 False teeth, though??? I’d love to read that story!💌
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I get peeved sometimes.. and then opportunities present themselves and well…
it just has to be done.
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You should work for Infowars. You have a future in the business.
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Do they have fun stuff?!
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Oh yes!! And you’d make it gooder!!
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I usually make things worse. MUCH worse…
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You’ve made my day better already. You’re wrong!
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My dad always called in *pilfering*. I called it *liberating* or *borrowing*.
Model of a plastic womb and false teeth…plastic fascination or, were you building a body?
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You’re hopeless!
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That really isn’t news lol 😂
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one would wonder about some people…
~B
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Ha ha brilliant as usual 🙂
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I didn’t know they made plastic models of wombs.
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