Self Examination Alzheimer’s Test….

~ the britchy one

I must admit that at my age…I started to think about this.

It was very reassuring to take this quick test and know this …I’m good!

If you are over 40 yrs old, you absolutely SHOULD take this Alzheimer’s Test

Scroll on..

How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?

1. _ _NDOM

2. F_ _K

3. P_N_S

4. PU_S_

5. S_X

6. BOO_S

All done? Do you want to check your answers before I give you the correct ones? We’ll have a short intermission then

Ready now?! Took your bloody time didn’t you?! You didn’t ummm.. fuggedaboudit?!

Here are the Answers:

1. RANDOM

2. FORK

3. PANTS

4. PULSE

5. SIX

6. BOOKS

You got all 6 wrong….didn’t you?

You do NOT have Alzheimer’s

You are a Pervert.

Published by the britchy one

A PROUD American Citizen who was born and bred in England and now resides in the US. I’m married to an American who really didn’t have a clue what he was letting himself in for - poor sod! I’m a cranky bitch who loves cats and books and hates chocolate, politics and Dave’s. Oh and mosquitos. I hate those blood sucking parasites but since I’ve already mentioned politics I’m repeating myself! I’m a short, skinny redhead, 3 kids, 2 dogs, not enough cats and a mouth with a death wish. Blood group - certifiable.

52 thoughts on “Self Examination Alzheimer’s Test….”

  12. I got five of the six CORRECT. The obvious one – f**k IS what I thought it was, the purveyor of that test was wrong. 😉 Hee hee hee 😛 I guess my inherent perviness is dying out…and is that really sad or is that a good thing?

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      3. You’re most welcome! Hey, for the story, how would you react if you walked into a room and someone, due to your height and hair colour, said “Oh, it’s just a kid”? (say said person is bottomlesscoffee007)

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      7. Me and my family can relate to that. My mum is 4’11” and when she and Dad are out together, she is often mistaken for his daughter or granddaughter as she is 23 yrs younger than Dad. And when she is out with the youngest – who is 2 yrs old – the youngest is mistaken for Dad’s grandchild or her grandchild.

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      8. My husband is only ten years older than me but we get that too! I always looked a lot younger than I was and his sister saw a picture of me before meeting me and shouted ‘just how old IS she?!’ at him!

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      9. LOL really!? I have two older half-siblings who are both older than my Mum and when one of them heard how old she was when she and Dad were married, he said in disbelief ‘she’s younger than me!’

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    1. I FINALLY got what she meant by getting the #1 wrong. I simply thought it was ‘RANDOM’, but this morning I finally realized what other two letters you could insert and laughed. Very, very clever.

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  18. I did this test on my Dad. He simply looked at the words with the excluded letter and said ‘some of these look suss’, so I assured him that there was a twist and then showed him the answers after giving him time to think about it. He burst out laughing and thought it was clever.

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