I regret to inform you that the ‘give a shit’ fairy passed away.
She was (unfortunately) survived by ‘everyone else’s mom’, ‘somebody told me’ and ‘I read it on the internet’
Sadly, she was predeceased by, common sense, manners, tact and keeping-your-knees-together-on-first-dates.
The give-a-shit fairy will be remembered for her contributions to coping with family gatherings, work colleague interaction and traffic lights about to turn red.
A Memorial Service will be held at the Little Chapel of No One Cares at Wine O’Clock on the 77th of Drunkuary.
No flowers but contributions instead to I’llDrinkToThat.org
Hahahaha!! Sorry for your loss??😂😂💜😂😂
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Just when I needed her most!
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🙂 🙂 🙂 Welcome back! I missed your sense of humor.
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It’s the only ‘sense’ I have!!
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🙂 🙂 🙂
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May she rest in peace.
Cheers!
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WOW! I don’t even know how to respond to this one, excet to say… WOW! 😜😝
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Thank you 😊
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Am I allowed to say, “You’re welcome!” (???) 😉
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😃😃😃Just what I needed!
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…. alphabet laxatives?!
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“In that case, I don’t give a shit either.”
~ General Ernest Apathy
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LOL. I’ve begun to suspect that my Give A Shit Fairy has died, too.
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It happens!!
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Too bad, we do need her so much.
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She’ll probably roll over in her grave, though.
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I think I over worked her..
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Who’s gonna be your next victim?
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Decisions, decisions!!! The family is all here for Christmas this year..
They never learn mwah ha ha!
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🤣🤣
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Bad Thanksgiving?
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No it was good – just quiet!
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😁❤
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Wait. I knew that. Cointreau carrots. *sigh*
My blog Thanksgiving stories are starting to blend together.😳
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Quiet? With you? *gasps in disbelief* it’s a miracle!
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Yeah it never lasts – but those around me should appreciate it while it does!
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How true!
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Oh to release the bad witch so practised in the dark arts of not giving a sh*t.
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Bibbetty Bobbetty BOO!!
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Shit! Or as you answered above ‘It Happens!’
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All too often!!
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Totally!
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I had no idea she was alive in the first place.
You OK?
I actually share this sentiment. Mine’s dead and gone, too.
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I’m good! I saw a mug with my give a shit fairy died and that inspired this 😊
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My “pretend to give a shit” fairy is still up and running though. 😉
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I tried one of those but my poker face is defunct! Sadly what I’m thinking shows directly on my face!
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I have the same issue.
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RIP…she shall not be missed.
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