An O’Britch-uary…

~ the britchy one

I regret to inform you that the ‘give a shit’ fairy passed away.

She was (unfortunately) survived by ‘everyone else’s mom’, ‘somebody told me’ and ‘I read it on the internet’

Sadly, she was predeceased by, common sense, manners, tact and keeping-your-knees-together-on-first-dates.

The give-a-shit fairy will be remembered for her contributions to coping with family gatherings, work colleague interaction and traffic lights about to turn red.

A Memorial Service will be held at the Little Chapel of No One Cares at Wine O’Clock on the 77th of Drunkuary.

No flowers but contributions instead to I’llDrinkToThat.org

Published by the britchy one

A PROUD American Citizen who was born and bred in England and now resides in the US. I’m married to an American who really didn’t have a clue what he was letting himself in for - poor sod! I’m a cranky bitch who loves cats and books and hates chocolate, politics and Dave’s. Oh and mosquitos. I hate those blood sucking parasites but since I’ve already mentioned politics I’m repeating myself! I’m a short, skinny redhead, 3 kids, 2 dogs, not enough cats and a mouth with a death wish. Blood group - certifiable.

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