My little mini minx has been AWOL. She’s been at the car spa for a makeover… us ladeez like that kinda crap y’know.
Well I finally got my Mini back! I hate driving the van – it’s like driving a sofa. It’s crap at cornering, doesn’t like high speeds and it’s a *horror of horrors*… AUTOMATIC!! Totally no fun to drive an automatic. It’s like going to a fun fair when your pregnant and can’t go on the good rides!! I am not a fan, it’s necessity not choice so I’ve been pretty much grounded.
She – because she’s FAR too pretty to be male – had her doodads lifted and her flangeymahflipflop tightened. No more leaky time Tena lady moments on the drive! Her joints have been given a good work out and her pipes have had a good deeeeeep clean.
She’s good to go for another 150k now that she’s got more new silicone than Caitlyn Jenner. It must be time for a road trip!