“You’re not funny!!!!”

It’s Thursday! Having driven down to NC on Tuesday I’m driving back to NY today. Just an hour outside NYC today and then up to the Noethernmost Adirondacks tomorrow – there’s a whole lot of driving and numb-bum-itis going on! Please look after this ancient, almost geriatric post while I’m driving and have s giggle at my expense!!

Bitchin’ in the Kitchen

I can’t count how many times that’s been yelled at me. I am a teeny tiny bit of a practical joker. Hard to believe I know but there it is.

I think the first time I remember pranking someone was when I was 14 and it was my mum.

We had a townhouse in London, the sort of house with a walkout basement and big iron railings at the front. The kitchen, dining room and playroom were in the basement/lower ground/call-it-what-you-will.

Mum had gone shopping and as I heard her come in and head for the stairs, I decided, with all the wisdom a 14 year old possesses (which, as it turns out, is a lot more than I have now) – I decided to lie on the floor and pretend to be unconscious.

Brilliant huh?!

Mum walked into the kitchen, saw me laid artistically on the floor, screeched like…

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