A Buyers Guide to Christmas Trees And Men

Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Well I’ll tell you!

•It stays up for 12 days and nights

•It has cute balls

•It looks good with the lights on

•It’s perfectly acceptable to have a new one every year

•It’s normal to throw it out when you’re fed up of picking up its crap

•It sits in the corner waiting to be fed and watered and thinks that’s it’s contribution to the holiday

•If you look closely – it’s full of shit

You’re welcome 🙂

76 thoughts on “A Buyers Guide to Christmas Trees And Men

      1. I’ve been compared to a Christmas tree.. a new awkward low in life.. I’m speechless really.. when Easter comes around I’ll be compared to more oddities..

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