Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Well I’ll tell you!
•It stays up for 12 days and nights
•It has cute balls
•It looks good with the lights on
•It’s perfectly acceptable to have a new one every year
•It’s normal to throw it out when you’re fed up of picking up its crap
•It sits in the corner waiting to be fed and watered and thinks that’s it’s contribution to the holiday
•If you look closely – it’s full of shit
You’re welcome 🙂
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A PROUD American Citizen who was born and bred in England and now resides in the US. I’m married to an American who really didn’t have a clue what he was letting himself in for - poor sod!
I’m a cranky bitch who loves cats and books and hates chocolate, politics and Dave’s. Oh and mosquitos. I hate those blood sucking parasites but since I’ve already mentioned politics I’m repeating myself!
I’m a short, skinny redhead, 3 kids, 2 dogs, not enough cats and a mouth with a death wish.
Blood group - certifiable.
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Bitchin’ in the Kitchen 
O’muhgoodness….
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Obviously you don’t count as a ‘mere Male’!!
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I’ve been compared to a Christmas tree.. a new awkward low in life.. I’m speechless really.. when Easter comes around I’ll be compared to more oddities..
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No man can compete with the Easter Bunny. He brings chocolate.
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I bring chocolate too!! Usually after a couple cups of coffee. 😁
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You were brunged up proper like!
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Well as goodest as possible…
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*Adds EC to the ‘Keep After Christmas’ list*
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🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 I made it!!
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I wish I could like this a million times!
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I’m glad you aren’t offended 😂 It’s just me being a funny bugger!
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LOL, you gotta come with more than that to offend me Britchy!!!!
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*Adds Botty to the Keep After Christmas list*
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Check out your very own RSS Button to your blog at the bottom of my page!!!
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I’m a proud American!! Thank you 😊 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Of course Britchy, now please do the same for me on your page as well!!!
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Is there a tutoria?
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Open you Blog
Go into “My Site”
1. Select “Customize”
2. Select “Widgets”
3. Select either “Sidebar or Footer Widgets”
4. Click “Add a Widget”
5. Select “+ AddToAny Follow”
6. Under Title, Say whatever you want about me.
7. Scroll Down to “RSS feed URL:” and paste https://bottomlesscoffee007.com
8. Click Done
9. Click Publish
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If you want me to also link any of your social media to this, please send me the links to your FB, Twitter, Instagram etc!!! I can link all of it!
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You’ll have to show me how to do that too!
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Open you Blog
Go into “My Site”
1. Select “Customize”
2. Select “Widgets”
3. Select either “Sidebar or Footer Widgets”
4. Click “Add a Widget”
5. Select “+ AddToAny Follow”
6. Under Title, Say whatever you want about me.
7. Scroll Down to “RSS feed URL:” and paste https://bottomlesscoffee007.com
8. Click Done
9. Click Publish
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And, you, smarty pants, know more about blogging than you let on.
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I don’t know Victoria. I’m often screwing up my blog and learning then.
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Trial & error is the best way, actually. There is something about the “ah, s***” factor that assists in memory retention.
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Totally concur
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🤣🤣😂😂😂
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Fair enough. I’ll just go off and cook. After I’ve finished crying 🙂
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😂 Make a cake. Us females like cake more than Christmas trees anyway!
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Generally just do cookies and bread
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Yum! I love home made bread. I make my own today but it’s always nicer if someone else does the donkey work
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*Adds Tim to the Keep After Christmas’ list*
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Lol
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A nice comparison! 😂😂😂
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Thank you! 😂
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Hope the men would like it too! 🤣
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I think all the ones I know have a good sense of humour! They have to if they’re around me bless ‘em!
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👍😃
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Oh my!! I am loving this today!!
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I’m a mean one Mr Grinch 😎
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Naw – just hilarious! 😉
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Those are some mighty phalic-looking Christmas trees!
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They’re palm trees!!
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I was thinking the same thing.
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They’ll also stay in the wet patch?
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Brilliant! That’s very true!
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Some… not all………….
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She meant the trees you donut 😂
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So did I… 🤔🤔😆😆😆
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I’m sorry, but that picture is proof that you should ALWAYS put Christmas lights on palm trees!
Bwahahahaaa!!!!!
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Especially if they can be timed !!!
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Sighhhh, I live on the naughty list.
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Me too, it’s more fun and I can buy my own pressies!!
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Haha, I’m buying my own too.
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Hahahaha…
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The palm trees…
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They were celebrating Bachelors Day
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LOL!
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hahahaha!!!
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Bwahahah! Now I want a palm tree instead of an evergreen for Christmas! 😀
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I know!! Think what we’d save on candy if we lit them up for Halloween too! Parents wouldn’t bring their spawn within 100 feet of our houses!!
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🙂
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Superb!
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Thank you!!
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Oh just what I needed (really…there have been a lot of downer posts this morning) a BELLY LAUGH!! BWAHAHAHHAHA!!! Thank you for equiliberating my mood for me! 🙂
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I’m very happy to do so !!
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Oh, those palm trees…they are alert & excited, aren’t they?
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Quivering even!
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Hilarious! And clever. Ironic about the palm trees – because the Christmas tree itself is an ancient, uh, FERTILITY symbol (guess which body part).
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So THAT’S what the palm trees were all about! *cringing*
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*chuckling*
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… I can’t imagine!! 😇
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Oh, yes you can: the penis.
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