I’m delighted to say I’ve been nominated for a Sunshine Blogger Award. I really enjoy the fun of answering and setting questions and especially sharing blogs I’m enjoying in the hopes you will find them interesting too.
I was nominated by A Guy Called Bloke who is, frankly, a nutcase in the nicest possible way – which explains why I really enjoy his blog so much!
There’s a lot of fun but a lot of food for thought to. His posts are some of the ones that come into mind when I’m driving and need things to ponder while stuck in endless traffic. I absolutely recommend you check him out,you’ll definitely enjoy him!
The rules for accepting the award are as follows:
Thank the Blogger who nominated you.
Nominate 11 new blogs to receive the award and write them 11 new questions.
Display the rules and the Sunshine Blogger Award logo in your post.
Here are the questions I had to answer:
1] Do you like to dance? As long as it isn’t the poopy dance when there’s a queue for the loo.
2] Does the colour blue confuse a colour blind ant? Nope. All he has to do is watch “Blues Clues” and he’s sorted.
3] Is the truth really out there? The truth is behind me, waving its arms and screeching “SHE’S LYING” every time I say how much shoes *REALLY* cost or I’m throwing a sickie.
4] Does farting burn calories? One ass-ripper can burn 67 calories. Farting 57 times in a day can burn a pound of fat. I don’t know how I’m alive..
5] Why did six cry? Because he wasn’t sex
6] Why are we here.. No, l mean really, why? Cats need servants. We have opposable thumbs and can open cat food tins. We will be here until evolution gives cats the ability to open cans.
7] Do worms have eyes? Only in Scotland because they’re “wirrums” there.
8] If you were in China, and you had £20 in the back pocket, $23 in the right pocket and 119 Euros in the left pocket, how much would you have if they were not your trousers? Kung Pao Shrimp Ding and carpet burn.
9] Why the skin of your teeth and how can fleshy teeth actually bite the bullet? The answer to both is trouser zippers. They have teeth. And skin, hair and frequently, the wearers will(y) to live.
10] What happens if Bob isn’t your Uncle? Bob is now your Auntie and we call her Fanny.
11] Does Minnie get upset, when people take the Mickey? Honestly? She’s more upset about the rumours that she’s a floozie because she has buck teeth…. (yes I KNOW you said she was f**king Goofy but I’m not writing that)
Questions for my Nominees
1. How would you describe your blogging to William Shakespeare?
2. What’s your favorite season and why?
3. What’s your dream job?
4. What did you want to be when you were a child?
5. Where do you hide chocolate from others ?
6. What made you smile today?
7. If you could have an all expenses paid vacation where would you choose to send your mother in law?
8. If you could name a new galaxy, what would you choose?
9. What’s your favourite website?
10. What’s your best or worst memory of your schooldays?
11. What food can you not bear the thought of living without?