Little did I know, starting this week with quotes from British Prime Ministers and Bonar Law that is end up talking about the anatomy of said organ by Wednesday!
For those of you who are joyfully oblivious, surgeons performed a penis and scrotum transplant this week and I cannot get the idea out of my head.
Obviously there’s the “holding another man’s willy to wee” aspect. Even that got me thinking. What if they sewed it on backwards. Would you wee all over the floor? I’ve heard of eyes in the back of your head but .. yeah. If they sewed it on backwards could you really go eff yourself?
Imagine your hubby had a todger transplant. Would that count as adultery? Would you be forever ‘comparing’? Hopefully he didn’t get short- changed..
I know some men like to name their objects of affection. Obviously this donation had to come from a corpse, would he call it by his “old” name or call it Lazarus now that he’s technically raising the dead? Every week would be Easter with him rising again.
I have to admit I struggled trying to think of search terms for pictures to go with this post. Somehow I knew searching for images relating to penis transplants would not be a good idea. Surgery seemed the safest option but GRISLY!
Transplants have been common for years and I think it’s wonderful. I’m listed as an organ donor on my drivers license and have made it clear to my family what can and can’t be donated.
You can have any of my innards if they’re any good to anyone. I’m not prepared to donate eyes or face though. I read a book when I was little about a girl in the future who had an eye transplant. It ultimately led to her death. I don’t want anyone else seeing through my eyes. I think the face transplant is fairly understandable too. Maybe the revulsion I feel is because it’s so new, after all we think nothing of heart and lung transplants these days. Medicine hits new frontiers daily (for those who can pay anyway)
What if anything, would you allow to be donated after your death for transplant?