I have to be at the Doctor’s for 9:30 and there’s a spider in my car.
Should I call the police or fire brigade? I know I need EMTs because I just about had heart failure when he swung down in front of my face
I’m thinking call a taxi and leave the keys in the car …maybe someone will steal it…
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A PROUD American Citizen who was born and bred in England and now resides in the US. I’m married to an American who really didn’t have a clue what he was letting himself in for - poor sod!
I’m a cranky bitch who loves cats and books and hates chocolate, politics and Dave’s. Oh and mosquitos. I hate those blood sucking parasites but since I’ve already mentioned politics I’m repeating myself!
I’m a short, skinny redhead, 3 kids, 2 dogs, not enough cats and a mouth with a death wish.
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Bitchin’ in the Kitchen 
The only solution is a Molotov cocktail through the window.
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I think you’re right… I like the scorched earth policy
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😄😄😄😄
Would have done the same
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Ugh!! It’s vile!!
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Why ? I’m afraid of spiders
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I’ve had things like this happen. However…my best story: Errant mouse who got into the car…..No lie.
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I had a snake in the car when I lived in Cyprus. That was dreadful too.
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I totally draw the line at snakes.
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Me too. I lose my tiny mind
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Huh…make a fire? Buy a bike?
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Good ideas!!
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Burn the car and never look back 😶
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I have to admit, it’s my favourite option
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Spidy may just appreciate the gift of your lovely Mini!!! This reminds me of a post I’ve seen floating around Facebook that makes me laugh……
What if that spider u just killed had spent entire life thinking u were his roommate?
Ever think about that?
No. You only think about yourself
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I am the spider killer around here. At work, I was almost out the door and my boss sent one of the kids chasing after me to kill a spider in the kitchen. The students that I look after in the house where I live won’t even dare try to kill one haha I’m ok if I know where they are and can kill them but when they surprise me, I get a little jumpy. One time I was driving with a friend of mine, and a spider slowly crept down from the rear-view mirror and my friend FLIPPED OUT. She threw off her seat belt, was flayling all over the car, she grabbed the steering wheel almost making us crash…
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Wow now that’s even worse than a spider!! All she had to do was open the door and fling herself out…. drama queen 😂
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HAHA well the window would have been better. Having the door open when I was driving would have been a huge distraction lol. But yes, SUCH a drama queen over it lol.
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Bloody brilliant!! I will call the national guard for you as it is obviously too big a job for the police or fire department! Anna (one half of the cinnamon buns and roses blog)
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I had a very active house last night…walked through guidelines walking into the kitchen, scared a mouse on the counter, and then found the spider’s real web when I reached into the cat food bag. Fun! Won’t kill them though.
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I’m afraid of the spider mafia coming to get me!
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I’d offer to help but… no chance! Abandon the car, get a taxi, have the police give it a thorough search before attempting to ever get back in!! x
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I can’t do that to the poor police!! Blue lives matter!!
I know, we’ll send in the IRS! No one likes THEM!!
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Set the car on fire and call it a day.
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Eek! Arachnids freak me out. I put my dressing gown on yesterday and found one of the furry fiends had found its way into my neckline. Worst of all, the little thing jumped off and now I cannot find him.
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I would have to put the house on the market. My husband laughs at me because I’ve never been down into our basement or up into the attic – and I’m not about to start now!
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That is just sensible! Who knows what nasty crawly things live there! My attic requires a jump from a ladder which I claim I cannot make.
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CALL A SWAT TEAM. My suite mate in college and I sent an email to our college’s building and grounds people asking for one when there were wasps in our bathroom. They… did not
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I came home one day to a swarm of yellowjackets. I didn’t even get out of the car, I reversed and fled!
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I would say that that was the exact right decision. Stinging insects are merciless monsters
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Don’t let THAT inspire you 😂
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😂😂😂😂hopefully not! I don’t know if I could do a story about nice bugs, but if I think about it too long, it might end up happening, so I’ll just leave those thoughts here
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Spiders freak me out, especially when they appear before me all of a sudden. I don’t bother much if it’s a tiny one but the bigger ones certainly give me a scare. Ughh!!! Creepy crawlies 🕷
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Kill it with bleach.
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Did you ask him if his name is Lucas? YouTube the little dude. All he wants is to be your friend. You probably crushed his little heart when all he wanted was to be friends. 😂😂😂
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I had a pet slug called Seamus – I did my bit for revolting creatures!!
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Spiders are not revolting!! They are so cute! Did you Youtube Lucas???
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Yes, not a big spider fan either, but luckily I have two chickens who love them, eating them that is. I just point them in the general direction and they devour it. So that’s my solution. Get Chickens…;-)
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I would love chickens but ‘im indoors says no.
Currently looking for a place that trades chickens for recalcitrant husbands!!
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Haha! Love it 😉 How about bantams, they are a quarter of the size of normal hens and lay smaller eggs, but take up less room and are easier to keep?
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I think it’s just more of a thing where he doesn’t want to be tied down by pets when we want to travel etc.
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Yes they do that. I am lucky at the moment because my Uncle comes round and keeps an eye on my hens If we go away for longer than a couple of days.
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You’re getting very creative with the ideas related to getting rid of your car.
Maybe try dusting off the cobwebs next time? Spring cleaning should have been done by now.
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I love my little mini!! It’s just been defiled by evil arachnids 🕷 🕷
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Ha ha excellent! This reminds me of so many tales from my past -:)
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That doesn’t surprise me in the least 😂
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Ha ha – alas no mystery left to me then lol!
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I had that happen once. He decided to swing down and say hello once I was already on the road driving. I almost killed us all trying to drive and do the “avoid the swinging spider dance”.
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😂
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Burn the car. The whole thing.
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I still haven’t driven it today!!
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Love it!!!
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You have spurned me off with this lovely tale to start one of my series early 🙂
https://aguycalledbloke.blog/2018/05/09/animals-by-accident-the-accidental-doolittle/
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Thank you – that needs a ‘go to the toilet before you go to the toilet’ warning!!
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Ha ha or maybe even mawahahahaha!
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KILL IT QUICK!
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You will be pleased to know Britchy, that the final episode in this series has now been posted.
https://aguycalledbloke.blog/2018/05/15/animals-by-accident-the-accidental-doolittle-4/
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I totally feel ya! Nothing should have 8 eyes or legs, it’s just creepy! Ugh…I hate creepy crawly things!
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