For that UN-Special Someone

The recipe says these are  “to die for”… Or possibly “of” – the writing’s a little unclear….”

Death by Fudge

1 1/2 cups sugar

5 fl oz evaporated milk

2 tablespoons butter

1/4 teaspoon salt

2 cups miniature marshmallows

1 1/2 cups chocolate chips

1/2 cup chopped almonds

2 teaspoons amaretto or almond extract

Cyanide to taste.

Line an 8”square pan with foil.

Heat sugar, evaporated milk, butter and salt in saucepan and bring to a full rolling boil stirring constantly.

Once it’s boiling stir constantly for 4 to 5 minutes and then remove from heat.

Stir in the marshmallows, chocolate chips, almonds and amaretto/almond extract and cyanide for about a minute or until marshmallows are melted.

Pour into the pan and refrigerate for 2 hours or until firm. Lift from pan; remove foil. Cut into 48 pieces.

Keep the sweets stored away from arsenic and strychnine.


We think we have spotted a problem with this recipe. Our lawyers have asked us to point out that putting cyanide in food can result in potentially serious health issues such as death. Do bear in mind what the author of this recipe does not and forget the Cyanide. Cyanide is not found on the table next to the salt and pepper shakers. It is not there for a reason – forget the Cyanide.

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