Okay so yes. We all know KNOW I’m evil – and I KNOW I’m going straight to hell but – Someone just called my cell phone and didn’t give me a chance to speak before stating very peremptorily “Hello I need to see the doctor for my constipation”
Now in my defence, she didn’t give me a chance to speak. She just flew straight into demand mode. I DO usually only answer with “Hello” so that probably wouldn’t have changed anything but, even so. She was rude. A lesson needed to be taught.
Soooo.. I screamed down the phone. Really loudly. A really long blood – curdling scream. The cats floofed up to epic proportions and the dogs almost woke up. Yup, it was THAT bad!!
What followed was an equally deafening silence.
I let it hang for about ten seconds. After all I wanted to be sure her ears had stopped ringing and she could hear me.
I chirped brightly, like one of those psycho sadistic morning people – “There, now you’ve about crapped yourself I guess you don’t need to see the doctor do you? Have a nice day!” and hung upon her.
This, Ladies and Mentalmen, is REAL Health Care Reform at work and not even a co-pay!