Was inglourious basterds meant to be spelled so badly or did they just do it because they knew it would piss me off? I’ve never watched it because the bloody spelling annoys me so much!
If God didn’t think humility was important, SHE would have put the prostate somewhere else.
If ever I wanted a boob job I’d sell off all the stuff I don’t want any more at boot fairs and garage sales.. I could call it “Tit for Tat”….
I wonder if the people organizing the psychic fair next weekend know I’m not coming..
I’m only helpless when my nail
polish is wet – and even then, I could pull a trigger if I needed to.
Unfriended by a family member in Facebook! This usually signals backstabbery they don’t want me to see! If you have a problem with me please write it down on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it neatly and shove it up your arse.
I wonder if the people in my stories would recognize themselves if they ever read my blog? Bastards.
If you’re wasting time doing nothing and enjoying it you’re not wasting time are you?
Do Siamese twins have to pay for one or two seats on a plane?
Why does French Onion Soup never taste as good as it smells?