Facebook just got me in trouble. I hope you’re happy now Mark bloody Zuckerberg. Next time your going to steal an idea from the Winkytosser twins think of the innocent victims.. like me.
One of my friends posted this:
Naturally it made me think and I thought ‘I wonder if I can still whistle’ … I did not think about timing or warning anyone or any of that other sensible, age appropriate, sandal wearing colon cleansing grown up stuff. Me? Yeah. Exactly. I put my forefinger and my thumb in my mouth and let out an ear-piercing whistle.
On the down side, ‘im indoors shot up and knocked his laptop on the floor. Much profanity ensued. I think colon cleansing may have initiated too so yay me. Ever the multi tasker!
On the plus side, yes I can still whistle. Also noted, there isn’t a deaf or mute dog within a mile. Rumours of a warning siren in upstate NY are also greatly exaggerated. Fake news – at it again 🙄
On the plus, plus side – I’m being ignored!