Dear Walmart,
You assholes.
Can we get Christmas and New Year over before we start on flippin’ St Valentine’s Day?
God forbid you miss a sale you fat, lard-arsed, money-grabbing wankers
Love
Britchy
Bah Humbug!!
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Bitchin’ in the Kitchen 
That’s insane!!!
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You ain’t kidding!
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Omg nnnnoooooo!!! That’s so early
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I know right?! Don’t do that to me on Christmas Eve!
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Totally! How are you supposed to buy all the Christmas stuff on sale on Boxing Day if valentines stuff is already up? Lol
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Exactly!! I had my eye on those half pound peanut butter cups and now the shelves are full of stoopid hearts!
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Dang those shop keepers and their need to bypass the sales! Haha hopefully you can still find them somewhere
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😮 omg!
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I love fat asses!!!! How did you know Britchy?
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I’m psycho like that!
Merry Christmas 😊
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Merry Christmas to you and your’s Britchy!!!
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Merry Christmas to you and your family too 😊
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Commercialism.
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Yep.
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In a word.
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Exactly.
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Yeah, where I am, in the shops, right after new year, they are selling school stuff (even when it is still a few weeks before the school holidays are over). We get easter and christmas stuff being sold early – once, we saw a magazine that was selling christmas stuff about 6 months before christmas!
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It’s so annoying!
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I find it amusing.
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Wow. I guess they need room for the Easter candy in the back room
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Good grief!!
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Disgraceful,
But have a Merry Christmas!
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I absolutely will! I hope yours is awesome 😊
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I’ve been travelling + keeping away from the stores, but I did wonder yesterday if Valentines arrived at the stores yet. Thanks for keeping me up to date. Can I buy a turkey for Thanksgiving?
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I’ve got 2020 calendars if that helps?
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Ludicrous!
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Say it isn’t so.
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I can’t 🙄
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Git’em Britchy!!!
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I’ve got my hefferlump gun primed!!
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Hahaha! Unbelievable right? Thank you so much for my daily giggle!!💕🎄🎅
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You’re welcome 😉
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GEEZUS. Seriously? 🙄
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The shittery is strong in Wally World
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SMDH
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Wow you hide your emotions for Easter well ………..
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You nutter 😂
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The reason they do that is to avoid storing any seasonal merchandise. Each store has a seasonal section on the sales floor. Merchandise is unloaded from the trucks directly to the sales floor. Saves man hours and valuable space in the back storage area, saves payroll for staff to move it from the back to the front later, saves inevitable damage losses that occur each time the merchandise is moved and keeps seasonal shelves filled. Some people will buy early, lose or eat their purchases and buy again later creating “double sells” too. Yep, all about the money both the savings and the sales.
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Good grief. All they can see is the dollar signs. Dare one compare them to Scrooge?
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I think Scrooge was mean. These are greedy
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Yessssssssss! To. All. Of. This.
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