Weekend Funnies

We need some silliness I think!

Here’s a little seasonal kitchen tip for those, like me, facing snowstorms: Put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever you need boiling water, all you have to do is defrost it!

I’m ever so helpful ain’t I?!

It isn’t a voodoo doll it’s a pin cushion and any resemblance to my ex is purely coincidental. sorta..

If you tell your kids the candy canes are made by Crest are you:

A ) A terrific mother for preventing tooth decay

B ) A dreadful mother for hogging everything for your greedy self

Ummm… asking for a friend…

Time travel isn’t possible.

Fact.

If it was, future me would have shown up by now to knock some sense in to me.

My profanity of the day today comes from down under – Australia! “Bangs like a dunny door” A dunny is a toilet – work the rest out for yourself 😉

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

Living hell is the best revenge

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