Well after the MRI’s and MRA’s..
I saw the ocular testicle* neurologist again on Wednesday .
Turns out I do have an aneurysm my brainium. It’s only a little one though so we’re just going to ignore it like it isn’t there and check on it once a year unless it causes problems ( I’m thinking of calling it Dave… like every other annoying pain in the arse on the planet)
The neuro STILL hasn’t received all the imaging yet (WTF?!) so I’m hopeful there’s no more surprises to come. I thought I’d got an all clear but apparently, she’s only seen one image set out of the six. I’m pretty gobsmacked by that but I’m still absolutely certain there’s no other life forms living in my brainium.
I’ve got paralysed nerves to my eyeballs causing them to drop and give me (less than) 20/20 and some other weird eyeball shittery with the nerves and muscles.
I’ve got a funky irregular astigmatism that can’t be corrected with glasses only contacts.. and I’ve got Diplopia (thought that was a dinosaur) which can be corrected with prisms… that can put in glasses but not contacts. Guess which Britch is going to be wearing glasses AND contacts?! On an upnote this pretty much guarantees I won’t get HIV of the eyeballs. #Practisesafespecs people.
Then we get to the Wingardium Leviosa bit. Well it sounds Harry Potterish to me! I have also (cos I’m greedy obviously) got Myasthenia Gravis. Makes you want to ‘swish and flick’ doesnt it?! Quidditch anyone?
Apparently the meds I’m going to have to take for that can cause explosive diarrhea amongst other things… There’s a plus side to this. No bugger can EVER say I’m full of it again! Nuh uh!! Not me!
The glasses and contacts are both a ‘for now’ solution. Eventually I’ll ‘need’ eyeball surgery but hopefully not for 3-5 years. I did ask if I could have it now and get it over with but if my ocular testicles deteriorate further I’d only have to be sawed up again so stuff that idea.
Now might be a good time to buy shares in toilet roll companies!!
*Ocular Testicles =eyeballs. It’s the technical term -or should be!