This whole ‘Having A Job Malarkey’ is really getting in the way of me living my best life. I need cheering up. That means you have to suffer along while I amuse myself!
Smile Peasants!!!
A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says “They’re right behind you!”
When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?
Pro tip: If you find yourself using the phrase ‘no drama’ a lot, you’re probably the one bringing it.
And lastly,
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A PROUD American Citizen who was born and bred in England and now resides in the US. I’m married to an American who really didn’t have a clue what he was letting himself in for - poor sod!
I’m a cranky bitch who loves cats and books and hates chocolate, politics and Dave’s. Oh and mosquitos. I hate those blood sucking parasites but since I’ve already mentioned politics I’m repeating myself!
I’m a short, skinny redhead, 3 kids, 2 dogs, not enough cats and a mouth with a death wish.
Blood group - certifiable.
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Lol 🙂 I love these! Thanks for the giggle! xo
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You’re welcome 😊
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Hahaha! Thanks for my morning boost😍
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Thank you for that manatee trivia tidbit. I shall file it away for future use…
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You never quite know when this shit will come in handy. Fact.
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Love it!
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Will you write me a note excusing me from work tomorrow so I can stay home hang out with the cats and drink wine all day? Like some sort of crazy cat lady??????
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That is so true about the “no drama”.
Also, cheer up now!
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I am – it’s everyone else!!
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I learned to swim the same way!
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Hilarious!! Now this is how I love to start my day!! Plenty of laughter over coffee!!! Thank you!
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Lol!😂😂
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Every day is stay at home with your pet and drink day!
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Alleluia!!
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I love the burro burrow one! By the way, I am NOT a peasant, I am the King’s grandmother😝 Thanks for the giggles!😂
Did you get your stamp yet?💌
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I won’t even get my results for another two weeks!! It’s unfair
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Totally unfair! Those sunny beaches…😤😉😂💌
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My gosh. I hurt from laughing so much.
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Whoops!!
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Too funny, this stuff you do!
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😂😂😂😂
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Farting Manatees and Spaghetti-Os in deviled-less eggs. No wonder the Alpacalypse & Llamageddon are close. I think I will stay home, drink wine, pet my p***y and think about Aisle 15.
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That sounds like a plan!
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Hahah. Great, now I’m going to have to google ‘manatee farts’ like the idiot I am.x
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Hahaha!!
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Ha ha nicely done … this one had me in fits, it’s an instant T shirt!
When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?
Lmao!!
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Well DO THEY?!
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🙂
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Reblogged this on A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip! and commented:
Britchy’s just started selling T Shirts with her slogan jokes, there are corkers in here!
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