
I’m still flat on the sofa. A victim of postprandial somnolence after yesterday’s relentless feasting. I glad I’m not by the ocean or I’d have Greenpeace on one side and a Japanese Whaler on the other. Yes, I really did eat THAT MUCH!!

There were only three of us this year but that didn’t stop me cooking for fifty. I did decide not to cook a turkey though. Partly because I’m not that big a fan and partly because I’d like to be rid of leftovers before Christmas rolls around! Turkey. The dinner that ever ends..
I cooked Roast Lamb which we all love along with both mint sauce and onion sauce because I like both and if my dinner plate doesn’t look like the Somme then it just doesn’t feel right!
We had roast and mashed potatoes, Yorkshire pudding, carrots with Cointreau, roast parsnips with a maple and Parmesan crust, Green beans, cauliflower, corn and braised red cabbage with gravy too of course. We then had home made pecan pie and my NY cheesecake.
Did I mention there was only three of us?! Is it any wonder I’m beached on the sofa?!
To be fair, we didn’t start on the pecan pie. That’s staring at me today like a red headed step child. I actually can’t wait to try it as it was made with love by a very dear friend of mine – I just need to waddle to the kitchen and I’m not at waddling stage yet.
No Black Friday shopping is being done for two reasons:
1. I can’t face putting jeans on
2. I’m virtuously not buying more crap necessities knowing we are moving house.
Actually, number two is a lie. If I could fit into my jeans today I’d totally be spending but since Gluttony is both it’s own reward and punishment, my fat ass is staying put!
I am however, claiming virtuous frugality in front of ‘im indoors so that next time I flex the old Am Ex (American Excuse) I have stored up brownie points to offset.
I really should teach marriage guidance classes don’t you think?!
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A PROUD American Citizen who was born and bred in England and now resides in the US. I’m married to an American who really didn’t have a clue what he was letting himself in for - poor sod!
I’m a cranky bitch who loves cats and books and hates chocolate, politics and Dave’s. Oh and mosquitos. I hate those blood sucking parasites but since I’ve already mentioned politics I’m repeating myself!
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This is so funny brichy.
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Thank you! My gluttony is demanding payment today lol
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It always does. In pounds.
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And inches!
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Yup!🤪
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Bahaha!!! Hooray for over-full bellies and lounging!! I wish I could be at home lounging, I cooked the entire meal mostly by myself, and then ate & ate & ate. But I am work today, boo!!!!
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Yeah that sucks! I’ll lounge like a flatulent pancake for both of us!
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And make your husband do all the work? Sounds like paradise…
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Oh he dint work today either!
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What?! How dare he! The heathen.
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People in SoCal are crazy on the road on normal days… today it’s raining AND Black Friday?! No way am I going anywhere. Besides, my daughter has my car.😕
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Yeah, not wanting to deal with crazies is a motivator too! I said I’d give a friend a ride home from work later so pants are in my future sadly!
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Hahaha only you Britchy!! I ate way too much too and it was hard to find a comfortable position to sleep in! Good luck with your jeans!!🤣🤣💜🤣🤣
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…. it may be leggings at this rate!
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Oh… roast lamb! Carrots with Cointreau! That sounds like heaven on a plate right there.
I too am wearing stretch pants today. I believe that’s why they were invented…. post gluttonous bliss.
Love the owl meme!!
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I loved that too! Carrots with Cointreau are perfect. Definitely a winner
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I’m just glad you’re doing well!
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Thank you 😊
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You’re welcome!
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Your meal sounds delicious. I think I would have eaten to much too. 🙂
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Pepto bismal is a best friend for gluttons 😉
It even says on the label “for overindulgence”. What a nice way of saying “for pigging out”!
Hope you enjoyed the cooking, because that much food sounds like a LOT of work…
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It was a lot of work but I enjoyed it so it wasn’t really ‘work’ at all!
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And I was bad and cooked a feast for two! Always love your humor. Hope you’ve started emerging from your coma so you can shop tomorrow.
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I’m not shopping if I can help it – this is crazies weekend out!
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Totally get that. I pretty much don’t shop, ever, if I can help it!
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All that feasting…sounds like heaven and hell combined.
BTW, I’m unsure how to do the next chapter of Winter Kill and was wondering if you thought it would be better to end Winter Kill where I did and do a sequel to it? Or just finish of Winter Kill?
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Finish off meaning just continue doing Winter Kill until I’ve reached the story’s conclusion.
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It’s always hard to end a story that’s been a series. It’s like the Harry Potters. You kind of want to know what happens next. You can always leave it on either a cliff hanger or a ‘until next time’ kind of like either some of the HP stories or an Agatha Christie or something. That way, if you WANT to go back to it you can when ready
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Okay, thank you. That helps.
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I cooked for three as well but, I didn’t make that much. Ken really doesn’t do leftovers. I did a crockpot bone-in turkey breast with lumpy mushroom gravy, mashed potatoes, green beans and cranberry sauce. Dessert came from our local market. They make a mean bourbon pecan pie.
I did manage to get a turkey sandwich in Ken, yesterday.
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The pecan pie my friend made was amazing. My first ever taste and I absolutely loved it. I’m definitely snagging her recipe. Mushroom gravy sounds wonderful
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Except for the lumps…*eyes rolling*
Next year, I’m coming to your house for Thanksgiving! LOL! Cointreau carrots? OH MY.
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Oh I’m holding you to that!!!
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😁❤👍🥕🥂
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Maybe next year you can buy moderation on sale?
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Yeah, fat chance! This is me we’re talking about
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LOL!
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Too expensive.
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LOL! Sounds delicious. I normally ignore Black Friday, but this year I took advantage of it to order some things online.
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I did actually order a toy kitchen online too but only because I got an email that it was 50%off!
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I bought most of the Star Wars movies.
(What would you do with a toy kitchen?)
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It’s for my grandson for Christmas! I was wandering around a store (Ikea) with him in August and he lived playing with a display one so I ordered him one. Not from Ikea though, theirs was a bit crap!
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Sweet!
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Excellent humour at its very best!
I had to reread a line there and came to realise it did not read
“Yorkshire pudding, carrots with Cointreau, roast parsnips with a magpie and Parmesan crust, Green beans, cauliflower, corn and braised red cabbage with gravy too of course”
Phew, thank goodness for that 🙂
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Hahaha! Although if I could fake it you know I probably would!
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I know … which is why l reread 🙂
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How’s the Great Scraptini doing? I think of you guys daily
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Well, thanks for asking 🙂
She is holding her own bless her – K9 dementia is a cruel joke and trick at the same time on any sufferer, but it is no less painful on the dogs we love 😦 Her Arthritis is ever present and noticeably so – but she the Great Scraptini, thankfully is the ONLY one who doesn’t know she is poorly – so we are ever grateful for that 🙂
How are you doing, with the move getting closer?
Still going to be an avid hard core composter in 2020?
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I haven’t talked about it for fear of jinxing myself but we’ve put an offer in so hope to hear back from them this week! Everything shut down for Thanksgiving here pretty much half of last week so it has a knock on effect. Hopefully I’ll have news to post soon 😊
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Excellent, l’ll look out for it and keep everything crossed for you all 🙂
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Thank you 😊
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