I regret to inform you that the ‘give a shit’ fairy passed away.
She was (unfortunately) survived by ‘everyone else’s mom’, ‘somebody told me’ and ‘I read it on the internet’
Sadly, she was predeceased by, common sense, manners, tact and keeping-your-knees-together-on-first-dates.
The give-a-shit fairy will be remembered for her contributions to coping with family gatherings, work colleague interaction and traffic lights about to turn red.
A Memorial Service will be held at the Little Chapel of No One Cares at Wine O’Clock on the 77th of Drunkuary.
No flowers but contributions instead to I’llDrinkToThat.org