
*Sigh*
Being of unsound mind and body I decided to clear out some kitchen cupboards. I found my old two slice black toaster so left it on the counter because I’m going to give it to my son.
My black handbag is also in the counter.
On my way to get dressed to go shopping I remembered to put my phone in my bag…
The moral of this story is never buy a bag and toaster that look alike. That is NOT how you manage pop ups on your phone.
I have also switched to a brown bag as I have no appliances it matches.
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A PROUD American Citizen who was born and bred in England and now resides in the US. I’m married to an American who really didn’t have a clue what he was letting himself in for - poor sod!
I’m a cranky bitch who loves cats and books and hates chocolate, politics and Dave’s. Oh and mosquitos. I hate those blood sucking parasites but since I’ve already mentioned politics I’m repeating myself!
I’m a short, skinny redhead, 3 kids, 2 dogs, not enough cats and a mouth with a death wish.
Blood group - certifiable.
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I am in my Red Period. All kitchen and other aspects, phone cases, note, holders, etc. are also in red. It used to be black. I kept on losing things in plain sight, and oddly I have a poor memory for the colors of things. Red Things are easier to find, correct? Until everything is in red, then I will probably go into my Green Period.
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Can’t do a laughing-till-I-try smilie so I’ll just do a 😀
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*cry*
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Please tell me the phone is ok! HAHA If the toaster was just on the counter and not plugged in, it would still be ok?!
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The phone is fine – sadly! I want a new one but not until I move!
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Ahhh okies
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Good lord I thought I was the only one who did things like that!
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Obviously we don’t need to spend money on ancestry DNA to know we both come from a long line of muppets then !!
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LMAO!!!!
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Too funny!!🤣
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Oh well. At least you didn’t take the toaster to the shops. You didn’t. Right?
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No thank God!
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Haaaaa!!!! This is too funny!!!! Did you have to shake the phone out of the toaster???
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Yes – even though it wasn’t plugged in I was too scared to put my fingers in!
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I once put a bottle of milk in the bin and the rubbish in the fridge. Only discovered it when I next made a cup of tea!
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😂 oh no.. not your TEA!!
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haha, I’m sorry, but this was funny.
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I’m glad it made you laugh 😊
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I once stuck my cellphone to my back pocket and forgot all about it until i needed to pee and let the phone drop inside the bowl when i was undressing. It even let out a few bubbles while it drowned.
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My son did that!! 😂
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I threw mascara in my purse this morning thinking it was lip gloss….and got it up to my lips when I noticed the applicator was curved, and black!!! Near miss!
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I’ve done that too!! 😂
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😂😂
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OMG, before I read the text, I glanced at the picture and genuinely thought they were duplicate items.
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It was an easy mistake!
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Haha something I would do 😂😂😂
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This is when days need a restart button lol
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I know right?! 😂
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Now you know why you can’t have fine things. Brown paper bag it is.
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