I am loving being in Georgia!!*
Some of the stuff people say is downright hilarious. Princess PITA and I were just in Target and there were two women in there. I was listening them seriously bitching out another woman and saying ‘Bless her heart’ as if to negate the shade throwing that followed.
Apparently she goes to funerals dressed like a hussy – her trousers were so tight they could see her religion. I was having a desperate time trying not to laugh out loud! She didn’t even take a casserole because she’s mean apparently.. That’s what I’m taking from she squeezes a quarter so tight the eagle screams anyhow! I seriously love Southern creativity. If ever I had a spiritual home I can guarantee it’s South of the Mason-Dixon. The killer though – and the one that gave away the fact I was listening all I could was when one said to the other ‘Y’all know she cain’t help it. She has EPPP-IL- LEPPPSAAA (epilepsy?) …she couldn’t catch a cow while it was being milked’
I nearly fell out of my flip flops I burst out laughing so hard! Their heads snapped back so fast they were like turkeys getting their necks broke for Thanksgiving (this shit is catching – Bless my heart)
I had to say I just loved their expressions so the conversation started about my English accent. Thank God I still have one.
I was pardoned for living among the Godless in NY because me and mine hadn’t taken part in The War Of Northern Aggression and the fact I love the South and that I want to move away from the North.
I wisely didn’t say I wouldn’t be moving to Georgia! Thumper was praised as a true Southerner too so I’m pretty sure my heart wasn’t being blessed as soon as my back was turned!
I’m leaving the land of peaches tomorrow for the Tar Heel State and then reluctantly to NY probably on Monday. Have a lovely day y’all! Be sure to come back soon, don’t let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya and Bless your hearts!!