I would like to announce I have been good all day and haven’t done or thought any bad things.
I would like to announce I didn’t put a sticker on the back of ‘im indoors car saying “Passion Wagon. Don’t laugh, your daughter might be in the back”
I would like to announce I haven’t terrified any telesales people by letting them think they’re calling a premium rate number in England.
I would like to announce I haven’t put stuff I shouldn’t have done in other peoples carts while shopping (like condoms and hemorrhoid cream)
I would especially like to announce I haven’t put Fungus the bog monster back in the toilet.
I would LIKE to announce that…..