Titselina Bumsqueak and I were chatting about ex’s and how we both have ex’s called Dave. At some point in life, every single one of us knows a Dave who is a complete knobsock. We dated them, we worked with them – our lives have been blighted by a plague of Dave’s, in fact it’s becoming increasingly apparent that the only thing Dave’s are good for is – well.. nothing!
This led me down a new avenue of thought and I have a new theory about men.
Men are like vacation destinations. Let me explain.
Captain Jack Sparrow for instance, is kind of like Tahiti, exotic and mysterious and somewhere you would just LOVE to go… Phwoarrr
Jim Carrey and Robin Williams are kind of like Disneyworld. Fun for a little bit but then they get on your bloody nerves.
Tom Skerritt and Tommy Lee Jones are sort of like Ibiza. You’d have done it when you were younger but you’re past that crap now.
Then you get Dave’s …and they’re kind of like Somalia or Libya. You know where they are – but you haven’t got a clue why ANYONE would go there..
Where does your ex resemble?!