Earth Men Are Easy

~ the britchy one

I might have been a little bit naughty. Or Educational, take your pick.

One of my friends who shall remain nameless (male and thicker than poo!!) was posting that his internet was really slow.

Being “helpful” I told him his posts weren’t showing up and that he must be was having connectivity issues and to log off and back on again.

15 minutes or so later he tagged me in a post saying “can you see this now Britchy?”

Well really!!

Obviously I said no, I can’t see any of your posts and to try again.

We did this three times before I asked him who his ISP was and if he was logging in from his phone or a PC. He said he was logging in from his phone so I told him that was great, he should call the Phone company and tell them he was trying to post on Facebook but a friend in the US replied to him saying she couldn’t read any of his posts and could they check their connection to the US to make sure the lines weren’t down.

He messaged me about twenty minutes later in fluent ancient Babylonian.

I was most impressed 🙂

Published by the britchy one

A PROUD American Citizen who was born and bred in England and now resides in the US. I’m married to an American who really didn’t have a clue what he was letting himself in for - poor sod! I’m a cranky bitch who loves cats and books and hates chocolate, politics and Dave’s. Oh and mosquitos. I hate those blood sucking parasites but since I’ve already mentioned politics I’m repeating myself! I’m a short, skinny redhead, 3 kids, 2 dogs, not enough cats and a mouth with a death wish. Blood group - certifiable.

34 thoughts on “Earth Men Are Easy”

  2. My wife bought this “rustic glam” deer head off Etsy. One of her friends was over one day and her and her husband were looking at it wondrously and I said, I shot that in the backyard! They both looked at me and said, really?? I couldn’t keep a straight face and laughed! No!! She bought that! It was funny…

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