Snow in November is caused by people decorating for Christmas too early. This is known as Premature Precipitation. You’ll know if you’ve been Prematurely Precipitated if you are suddenly covered in white stuff.
With Premature Precipitation you can never know how long it will last or how many inches you’ll get. There is a very good chance you’ll end up in a wet spot.
Play safe. Leave the wood in the forest and don’t polish your baubles until December.
Premature Precipitation has frequently been confused with another November issue: Electile Dysfunction.
Unlike Premature Precipitation, Electile Dysfunction results in a Snow Job that can last 2, 4 or 6 years. It’s Snow Joke people.
Electile Dysfunction can cause higher taxes, excessive law making, loss of lifelong friendships, representative deafness and Tourette’s. Regardless of who causes Electile Dysfunction we will all be affected. Electile Dysfunction is the most rampant STD of our times, no matter who we vote for, somehow, we are ALL getting f’ed.