Hello from North East North Carolina! I’m finally moved, still have a veritable mountain of boxes to unpack but we’re currently (slowly) having a new HVAC system installed so unpacking is halted because they’re running ductwork everywhere. It’s slow because it’s a two man team and it may be slowed further by the Dreaded Lurgy but we shall see.
It is what it is.
Of course in North Carolina, we ain’t so sparse with our syllables…. so ‘Eeee-ut eeee-uz whut eeee-ut eeee-uz’…
Moving on! Swiftly!
It’s been.. exciting! We made two trips with a truck. My daughter Princess PITA, Snidey McSneakaround and Thumper drove up from Georgia to help us move
and help themselves to stuff they wanted.
The first drive down on the Monday was with two cars and the truck. I had ‘im indoors van (which is like driving a jello sofa) and it was slow going with constant breaks for diapers and bathrooms because no one could coordinate! Strong winds slowed us too, so much so that we had to stop just outside Richmond for the night. I was pretty peeved but heigh ho. We got there and unpacked the truck next day and then drove back to NY on the Wednesday.
I deserve a medal for not murdering anyone. I really do. Apparently Sneaky can’t navigate. This shouldn’t surprise me given that he can’t find his arse with both hands but heigh ho. I live to learn shit *rolls eyes*
e, who, like me, is no fan of the slime bag, had to ride in the truck to tell him where to go. I had to stay close as I was the one paying for gas. We made it back a lot quicker but I still beat them home by over an hour after our last gas stop.
The weather forecast for Thursday pm into Friday was dire so I suggested to ‘im indoors that we pack early on Thursday and then the dimwit and I could get going because he can’t drive in snow..
We were ready to leave by 11:30am so we headed to get gas. I said I didn’t want to stop again until we were through Pennsylvania because of the bad weather alerts and it was already snowing, so I suggested he got a couple of snacks to keep him going. I got a Coke Zero, a Pay Day and a packet of Che
He got a 40 plus oz bladder buster of soda, a whole stick of pepperoni, a packet of beef jerky and a 8oz block of cheese! You’d think we were doing the Oregon Trail! Seriously, over $40 on flipping snacks! Greedy bastard.
We had freezing fog all the way from Syracuse to Binghamton and it was a bit scary. Very eerie too. Just outside Binghamton he calls me and asks can we stop as he needs a bathroom (no kidding!!)
We were about 12 miles from the Pennsylvania border so I told him we’d stop at the PA welcome center as trying to get off at Binghamton would have been a big delay. He wasn’t happy but tough shit. It was a time crunch. We had freezing fog pretty much all the way to Harrisonburg and then sleet, rain and wind. It was slow going but we kept going. By the tail end of PA he needed the toilet again so I said we’d stop in West Virginia. That sounds mean but it was less than 30 miles and with all the severe weather flashing signs, I just desperately wanted to get out of the danger area. I drove straight through Maryland on I81 (15 miles) and stopped at the WV welcome center. He wanted to stay in WV but it was less than 25 miles at this point into Virginia and I just really wanted to push on. We finally stopped at 9:30pm in Virginia. A journey that would usually take me about 4-5 hours had taken ten. It was exhausting. We stayed at a Quality Inn or something, I honestly don’t remember.
Next morning I checked in with ‘im indoors and they’d had about 18″ of snow. He said leaving when we did was the best thing I could have done. Plows couldn’t keep up and the thruway wasn’t even plowed until 11am so we wouldn’t have made it if we waited.
We still had to get home to NC though and there were severe wind, thunderstorm and flash flooding alerts in progress!
I had Tornado alerts all the way down which was scary. My daughter called to say they had really dreadful winds and it was scary so I was tense worrying.
As we got about 8 miles from home we saw two houses with grain silos planted on them. A tornado had whirled through but that was as close as it got thankfully.
It was a very intense week! Then we had the great Carolina snowstorm of 2020 which was surprisingly more than I expected.
Daisy was not a happy camper!
It was very pretty though
The journey was over and now the adventure had begun!