I saw an ex coworker yesterday who I haven’t seen since before Christmas.
He was a little upset with me.
Before Christmas he was complaining about his wife. He was saying she was always bitching at him and she seemed to have PMS 24/7. (Married to him, I’m not surprised..)
Naturally my sympathies were with him not her………
So I offered some caring advice.
I told him Victoria’s Secret had special “pulsing massage tampons” for women with “period pains”
Evidently he mentioned this to her and she knew EXACTLY what I meant. She said she would love him to get her one and sent him on his merry way to Victoria’s Secret on a Present Shopping Trip!!
Let’s just say, she ended up with a different Christmas present.
She then proceeded to tell the entire family at their Christmas gathering and they’re not letting him live it down… yet somehow it’s my fault!!
I just won’t offer to help him again – ungrateful dildo!!