Something to think about – make today YOURS!!
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Statistic of the day:
More Americans have been married to Kim Kardashian than have died of Ebola. The statistic does not state which is considered a worse fate.
If you came with Instructions, what would they say? Mine would be ‘Don’t Leave Unattended’ or ‘Not Compatible with Husband X Edition’
Babies are only cute so we get in the habit of not killing them before they turn into toddlers
Make one act of kindness every day for a year and change 365 lives.
There is Eternal life – try stopping junk mail or even mail from political parties for dead people.
If there were Sexlympics (no not lympdics, this isn’t pfizer-thon) – men who came second would be the better men..
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