I had to go to Best Buy today as I wanted an original Samsung charger for my tablet.
I went in wearing my “vegetarian vampire” shirt and this mall cop stood right in front of me stuck his thumbs in his belt all cocky and said ” So what does a vegetarian vampire do then?”
In my defence he’d really got on my nerves because he thought he was Gods gift to women – and he’d got my back right up.. so I replied (too quickly)
“Well lets put it like this, it wouldn’t be your blood I’d suck” ….. then I realised how it sounded…. I’m sitting here now blushing! My face is scarlet as I type this and I’m not even having to tell you face to face!!
I’ve changed my voicemail. It now says ‘You have reached the Britchy voicemail.
Press one for English.
Press two for PROPER English.’ Let’s see how many people I can mystify or piss off with this!
I bought some multivitamins yesterday. I took one yesterday and one today and I’m STILL sick. I think I’ve been ripped off.
Life is too short for regrets.
So ….after mortally wounding your enemies, learn to forgive yourself and move on.
See – I can be inspirational too 🙂
A text conversation between me and my daughter:
And finally, some Britchy advice (Because there wasn’t any good advice to be found) – There are things in life you can control and things you can not control. One thing you CAN control, is how much control you give the things you can not control.