I was re-reading Anne of Green Gables earlier and had to smile at her “White Way Of Delight” description of blossom trees lining a road as they drove along in a pony and trap. I spent a few happy minutes thinking how nice to describe places like that. Then I went out to the kitchen to get a Coke Zero – and slid straight through “The Golden Lake Of Dog Piss” on the floor. Thanks Milo. NOT.
For all of you grammar enthusiasts, the past tense of Decree Absolute is “I do”
Never let it be said you don’t learn shizz from me.
I won’t judge you for your politics, religion or football team but I will totally judge you by how you put your shopping cart in the car park corral. Someone has to be out there in all weathers collecting them. Don’t be a dick, put it away nicely.
People never believe me when I say expect the unexpected. They always underestimate me. It’s like when you put a sign on the door saying ‘beware of the cat’ and people laugh and think – how bad can a little cat be? Yeah dumbass. THAT bad
I feel like I should give out T shirts saying I Never Learn
Four things you should NEVER discuss:
How to cook ribs
Hmm… it seems some of you think I’m being too hard on the subject of Marriage.
Yes okay, I’ll accept marriage CAN be fun some of the time..
Trouble is, you’re married ALL of the time *sigh*…